"You could do with a good kiss!"

Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them "

"Yes,yes,yes!" "No,no,no!"

"There ain't no sanity clause!"

"The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero. "

"Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. "

""He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them? "

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! "

"You already... have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right. "

"I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton."