Fancy Dress Costume - Spam
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Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #36265 in Apparel & Accessories
- Brand: Rasta Imposta
- Dimensions: 3.00 pounds
Features
- A can of our favourite canned meat!
- This fun foam costume is printed with the same graphics as a real can of SPAM.
- Size - up to a 58" chest
Customer Reviews
A Tremendous costume (but not for the morbidly obese)!
This is a wonderful costume that would be perfect for any fancy dress party (although the chap in the picture looks as though he would feel equally comfortable at a 'pride' festival). Just be warned that it is not suitable for anything beyond a 58 inch chest. I had bought it is as an anniversary gift for Doreen to wear at our fancy-dress celebration (exactly 30 years on from the big day!), but unfortunately things didn't work out. The gigantic imitation-can could probably store enough spam to feed a sizeable Irish family of orthodox Catholics for weeks. However, trying to squeeze Doreen's wobbly mass inside proved quite impossible (even after we lubed her up with cooking lard). In truth, I suspect that Doreen's body contains a considerably higher percentage of fat than spam itself!
Still, all was not lost. Doreen managed to squeeze into a giant pork-pie costume (provided on the day by the kindly Rabbi down the street) and I wore the spam one myself. We just about managed to get everything ready in time. It was embarassing to discover on arrival that everyone else was in formal evening-dress (except the stripper, of course) but it turned out that Doreen had forgotten to mention 'fancy-dress' on the invititations! Still, we had a great time. A first class item!

