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Inseminoid [1981] [DVD]

Inseminoid [1981] [DVD]
Directed by Norman J. Warren

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  • Amazon Sales Rank: #57928 in DVD
  • Released on: 1999-07-26
  • Rating: Suitable for 18 years and over
  • Aspect ratio: 2.35:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Formats: PAL, Widescreen
  • Original language: English
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Running time: 89 minutes

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.co.uk Review
It's trouble in space, as a crew of astronauts brings a little something extra back on their bargain spaceship. One explorer goes mental and hijacks the tram inside a space mining facility, then another gets her foot caught and amputates it with a hedge trimmer. A third (Judy Geeson, looking like a poor man's Angie Dickinson) is impregnated by a big slimy-looking alien and then the trouble really starts. She has the rest of her crewmates on the run as the gestating little monsters inside her command her to KILL KILL KILL, eventually smashing up the control room aboard the ship and generally causing trouble. The plot elements will ring familiar bells for sci-fi fans, dating back to Alien and even the mouldy 50s classic It! The Creature from Beyond Space, with an alien stowaway and paranoid, suspicious crew members aboard a claustrophobic spacecraft. The movie's cheesy look is unavoidable throughout, with sets about on a par with an episode of the original Star Trek. However, there's a rather high gore quotient, wonderfully hammy performances (Geeson has a shriek that rivals any 50s scream queen) and a fairly repulsive (and inexpensive) alien. Fans of B-movie sci-fi should find that Inseminoid will deliver some fairly familiar goods in a pleasingly trashy package. --Jerry Renshaw

Special Features
2.35 Wide Screen
DVD 5
Region 0
Dolby Digital
Exclusive Norman J. Warren Documentary
Theatrical Trailer
Interactive Animated Menu
Film Flash
Actors Filmography
Directors Biography
Scene Selection

Synopsis
Terrifying space horror in which an alien creature terrorises an archaeological team to achieve its obsession... survival.


Customer Reviews

In space, no one can hear the audience laugh3
When Alien arrived in cinemas it presented a world of trucker-chic and phallic xenomorphs, Inseminoid on the other hand gave us hot pants and Stephanie Beacham. While Ridley Scott's film skillfully laced primal fear with dark, Freudian undertones, Norman J Warren's galactic penis-creature just bangs Judy Geeson with a giant perspex willy. Yes in this movie you will gaze in awe at Stephanie Beacham's little white pants, yes you will sit helpless as the pound-stretcher sets make a better fist of the acting than the cast and yes you will start humming 'I Feel Love' when the rubbery beast makes interplantary luurve on a discotechque floor. Buy it now!

Not as good as I hoped!2
In my never-ending quest in finding and watching as many bad movies as humanly possible has actually reached an all new level of badness: I finally saw INSEMINOID.

As bad as anything Ed Wood has done except it was released in theaters back in the early 1980s after the huge success of ALIEN. The mind boggles. What's really funny about this non-entertaining "awful" movie is that it had such a low budget that the actors actually wear Jordache jeans, probably the ones they owned! The story is supposed to take place decades in the future and yet the crew is wearing them sexy Jordache jeans. Too funny!

There's no point of writing a review for this film because it simply stinks. And not in a "It's so bad it's good way". It's just awful. I felt bad for Judy Geeson though. A good actress in a really awful role.

Judy Geeson - always worth watching!5

Well, I waited many years to see this movie. For one; I've never seen it on TV, and every time I tried to purchase the video, I had to return it, as the company who produced it kept releasing faulty batches. Then came along the DVD, and even then I had to wait quite a long time, since the DVD copy is far more expensive than the video! (Be warned - this is not one of those 'cheapo' releases; I had to pay £14.99p - the cheapest I could find anywhere at the time!)

OK, so I'm not a massive SF fan, so why did I buy it? Simple; I purchased it and was always after it for the same reason; because Judy Geeson was in it! (and I like her for her work, not as a 'sex symbol') She's always been great, and dreadfully under-rated as an actress. (you should really see her in 10 Rillington Place to give you an idea of how great she is, and what she is capable of) I had no idea what part (or how big) she played in this movie, and along the same lines as great stars of the past like Diana Dors, Judy often plays in movies where her parts are small, or her character gets killed off quite early on, and so you can imagine my delight, when, not long after the film gets going (a possible 'spoiler' here) when it looks like she gets killed, and I was ready for disappointment, only to find that it is actually only the beginning of her taking over and leading the whole movie!

This movie is worth owning for Judy Geeson alone - she makes any film worth watching, but in this, she is absolutely brilliant!!