Product Description

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple! More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #274 in Books
• Published on: 2008-07-01
• Original language: English
• Binding: Hardcover
• 288 pages

Review
Praise for '!startled by his furry shorts!' 'It's an excellent book and I'm dying to know what happens next.' Sugar Praise for '!then he ate my boy entrancers.': "You'll be falling about laughing at this.' Mizz 'The only snag about taking this on holiday is that it won't last long: it will be consumed without a break except for the snorting noises. But it can always be passed on to parents by any youngster who can stand the sound of Vati's and Mutti's snorts, or dipped into repeatedly because every line is vair vair funny.' Sunday Times Praise for '!startled by his furry shorts.': 'It's an excellent book and I'm dying to know what happens next.' Sugar Praise for '!and that's when it fell off in my hand.': 'Readers will find themselves laughing uncontrollably until their sides hurt, and won't be able to put the book down.' Sunday Times 'Hilarious! [Louise Rennison] is queen of the pink-book pack.' The Times Praise for 'Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging': 'Bridget Jones for teenagers -- but funnier. Expect Potter-esque queues for the sequel.' Sunday Telegraph

About the Author
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.

Excerpted from "Stop in the Name of Pants!" (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson) by Louise Rennison. Copyright © 2008. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
A Note from Georgia:

Dear chums, chumettes and, er... chummly wummlies,
I write to you from my bed of pain. Once again I have exhausted myself with creativosity writing `Stop in the Name of Pants!' I am having to lie down with a cup of tea and a Curly Wurly. But that is how vair vair much I care about you all, my little pallies. I am a fool to myself, I know.
I ask only one thing in return and that is this. All of you must dance the Viking disco hornpipe extravaganza in classrooms and recreation facilities throughout the world. It doesn't matter if there are only two or three of you, just stand up proudly, get your horns and paddles out (oo-er) and dance!!!
Loads and loads of deep luuurve,

Georgia
Xxx

P.S. Some of you don't know what the Viking disco hornpipe extravaganze is, do you?

P.P.S. Please don't tell me you don't know what that Vikings had discos.

P.P.P.S. Or that they shouted "Hooooorrrn!!!"

P.P.P.P.S. For those of you who haven't bothered to keep up with my diaries because you are TOO BUSY, I have put instructions for the dance at the back near the glossary.

P.P.P.P.P.S. What have you been TOO BUSY doing?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I suppose you have been TOO BUSY to even know what the having-the-hump scale is as well.

P(x7).S. So I have included that at the back too. My so-called friend Jas (who has the hump pretty much all of the time) would be at number four with you by now (cold-shoulderosity work).

P(x8).S. I really luuurve you and do not mind that you are lazy minxes. That is your special charm. Pip pip. x

Customer Reviews

ahhhhhhh
i have read the whole series and it reminds me of being a teen, however, i got to the end and was really annoyed at the ending!!!!! plus the new book wont be out until july so i would like to see her get with someone, any of the 3 boys and show how a teen is in a relationship, how you act, issues that occur etc. it seems the endings are all basically the same and that is getting tiresome. the book itself is funny and i loved it, it is worth the read.

Fabulous or Stupendouis (is that a word?!)
I would really recommend this book, though the way it says 'One minute later' and so on just gives it one star less. Louise Rennison is a fabulous writer, who can really relate to children of this age. It shows that every teen aged girl has these unfortunate tiffs and I love it!!!! It is very eyecatching too and has got a guide for kissing on the last page which really gives it a lot of fabnosity. It's a liveley book and one of the wonderful books Ive read in my life out of about 6 which actually made me giggle, which is amazing since it's very hard to make a girl giggle at words on a page. It takes a lot of skill and patience to write a wonderful, fabulous book like this and Louise Rennison is a truly gifted writer! XOXOLILYXOXO

Other book's by Louise Rennison:

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging: WITH "It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!" (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

Luuurve Gods A-go-go! ("Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging")

Top Gossip! ("Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging")

Georgia's Summer Holiday Pack ("Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging")

Full of fabnosity!
Another great book for the series. This book took me to a new place, i had a tear in my eye at one point and also the ending wasn't an earth shattering cliffhanger which i need to know the conclusion too straight away either. After a couple slow books to set the scene i believe the next one is going to be laugh a minute with Georgia getting herself into even more trouble and funny moments. I can't wait.

I'm 25 and have been reading these since high school and they still make me chuckle as its a reminder of how your brain worked at that age. These have been labelled as children's books but any adults out there who are open to remembering what its like to be a teenager will love these.