Listmania!
Collecting Dust on My Bookshelves, Waiting to Be Read
Finnegans Wake (Penguin Modern Classics)Finnegans Wake (Penguin Modern Classics) by James Joyce
Buy new: £8.44 / Used from: £7.11
It'll be translated into English one day.
Anna Karenina (Penguin Classics)Anna Karenina (Penguin Classics) by L.N. Tolstoy
Buy new: £5.99 / Used from: £3.95
The longest example of Chick Lit ever.
The Histories of Gargantua and Pantagruel (Classics)The Histories of Gargantua and Pantagruel (Classics) by Francois Rabelais
Buy new: £17.25 / Used from: £0.33
Classic filth!
The Iliad (Oxford World's Classics)The Iliad (Oxford World's Classics) by Homer
Buy new: £3.49 / Used from: £0.04
I can't consider myself to be well read without having tackled this baby...
The Aeneid (Oxford World's Classics)The Aeneid (Oxford World's Classics) by Virgil
Buy new: £5.39 / Used from: £2.59
...and this one.
The Sleepwalkers: a TrilogyThe Sleepwalkers: a Trilogy by Hermann Broch
Buy used from: £11.06
Milan Kundera told me to buy it.
Being and Nothingness: Essay on Phenomenological OntologyBeing and Nothingness: Essay on Phenomenological Ontology by Jean-Paul Sartre
Buy used from: £7.94
Pretentious, moi?
Discourse on Method and the Meditations (Classics)Discourse on Method and the Meditations (Classics) by Rene Descartes
Buy new: £3.59 / Used from: £0.25
OK, yes, I am pretentious...
The Republic (Penguin Classics)The Republic (Penguin Classics) by Plato
Buy new: £14.04 / Used from: £2.50
...but not enough to have actually read this stuff.
The Ethics of Aristotle (Classics)The Ethics of Aristotle (Classics) by Aristotle
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Ethics? I prefer Thuththex.
The Bhagavad-gita (Penguin Classics)The Bhagavad-gita (Penguin Classics) by Anonymous
Buy new: £1.68 / Used from: £1.64
The best English translation, apparently.
The Upanishads (Classics)The Upanishads (Classics)
Buy new: £2.06 / Used from: £2.04
Ditto.
Mason and DixonMason and Dixon by Thomas Pynchon
Buy new: £6.99 / Used from: £4.70
Thomas Pynchon doesn't do minimalism.
UnderworldUnderworld by Don DeLillo
Buy new: £7.50 / Used from: £0.35
Don Delillo doesn't do minimalism either.
Earthly Powers (Penguin Modern Classics)Earthly Powers (Penguin Modern Classics) by Anthony Burgess
Buy used from: £3.08
I hope this one isn't all written in Nadsat.
Great ApesGreat Apes by Will Self
Buy new: £6.99 / Used from: £0.01
Hey, hey, we're the monkeys!
Critique Of Pure Reason (Everyman)Critique Of Pure Reason (Everyman) by Immanuel Kant
Buy used from: £4.95
More pretentious stuff that looks good on the bookshelf...
Capital: An Abridged Edition (Oxford World's Classics)Capital: An Abridged Edition (Oxford World's Classics) by Karl Marx
Buy used from: £3.77
...which is supposed to make me seem like an interesting person...
Leviathan (English Library)Leviathan (English Library) by Thomas Hobbes
Buy new: £4.99 / Used from: £0.33
...but signally fails.
The Social Contract (Wordsworth Classics of World Literature)The Social Contract (Wordsworth Classics of World Literature) by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Buy new: £0.67 / Used from: £1.00
Oh dear, this really is basic stuff...
The Rights of Man, Common Sense and Other Political Writings (Oxford World's Classics)The Rights of Man, Common Sense and Other Political Writings (Oxford World's Classics) by Thomas Paine
Buy new: £4.79 / Used from: £1.99
...that I ought to have read many years ago.
Love in the Time of CholeraLove in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Buy used from: £0.26
I love Marquez, but I just haven't got around to this one somehow.
The IdiotThe Idiot by F.M. Dostoyevsky
Buy used from: £0.06
Ditto for old Laughing Fyodor.
England's Dreaming: The "Sex Pistols" and Punk RockEngland's Dreaming: The "Sex Pistols" and Punk Rock by Jon Savage
Buy new: £38.32 / Used from: £2.00
The past of the "no future" brigade.
Remembrance of Things Past: Vol 1 (Penguin Classics)Remembrance of Things Past: Vol 1 (Penguin Classics) by Marcel Proust
Buy used from: £1.94
The Big One. I need to regain quite a bit of lost time to read this.