Take two franchises, a ton of annoying teenagers, and you have this steaming pile. The only good moment in this is when Kelly Rowland finally dies. Shame it's not real.

So, how do you remake the best horror movie ever? Badly. An entirely unwanted and moronic remake, adding gore and pulling out all the prolonged terror and atmosphere.

Stupid, around as funny as drinking bleach. Awful acting, a microcosm of everything wrong with American so-called comedy.

Probably the most unrealistic film Hollywood has ever come up with and that's saying something. Also, we don't see Elisha Cuthbert take two cocks up her up ass like real porn stars would. A Stinker.

Well, it has both Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in it. What other evidence do you need that this should never have been made? Kevin Smith continues his crap run of films.

Another self-indulgent piece of crap with Tom Cruise, this time wrecking a Philip K. Dick story in typical Spielberg fashion. Nonsensical and stupid.

Yes, it really is as bad as the critics said it was.