Books that'll make your pee-pee hard
Books written by people associated with the lovely b3ta.com website.
The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick JokesNice Cup of Tea and a Sit DownLaw of the Playground: A Puerile and Disturbing Dictionary of Playground Insults and Games
The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes
by Rob Manuel
£3.49
It's the official B3ta book. Buy it, don't buy it, for that is your choice.
Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down
by Nicey

Nicey and Wifey are lovely members of our board and have written a equally lovely book.
Law of the Playground: A Puerile and Distur...
by Jonathan Blyth
£5.59
Despite the TV adaption being utter shite, we still think Logs book is a work of genius.
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure [2004]The Alphabet of ManlinessBlood, Sweat and Tea: Real Life Adventures in an Inner-city Ambulance
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure [2004]
£9.78
Check the DVD extras for your Ginger Furher's skanky animation work.
The Alphabet of Manliness
by Maddox

We interviewed Maddox on our site (http://b3ta.com/interview/maddox/), now read the book.
Blood, Sweat and Tea: Real Life Adventures ...
by Tom Reynolds
£5.99
We once wrote, "Publishers: sign up this guy to write a book, really - you'd have a surprise hit on your hands." Looks like w...
MinipopsTales of Mirth and WoeA Hand in the Bush: the Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting
Minipops
by Craig Robinson
£5.99
Lovely, lovely Craig and his teeny tiny pixelly pop stars.
Tales of Mirth and Woe
by Alistair Coleman
£8.54
They call him scary duck on our messageboard, but to the book buying public he's got a proper grown up name.
A Hand in the Bush: the Fine Art of Vaginal...
by Deborah Addington
£8.09
Ok, not really B3ta related in anyway whatsoever. But it's the CLASSIC Amazon 'stupid book to email your mates' about. Actuall...