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Twelve Turkeys - A Tour of the Terrible
Casanova [2005]Casanova [2005]
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A very promising cast make a very disappointing film which manages to make the Casanova story a dull one. Amazing.
Secret Agent [1998]Secret Agent [1998]
You must see it for Patricia Arquette's terrifying English accent.
Coupling: Complete Series 4Coupling: Complete Series 4
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A series too far. Left in the oven too long, over-cooked and very unfunny.
Nicholas Nickleby [2003]Nicholas Nickleby [2003]
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This will make you hate Dickens. Needs a lead actor who can act. Only Nathan Lane walks away unscathed from this unforgettable catastrophe.
Notting Hill [1999]Notting Hill [1999]
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Please read the nearest 'making of' to find why Hugh and Julia acted like this, in this.
The Patriot [2000]The Patriot [2000]
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This won the Oscar for best Anti-British Movie.
The One And Only [2003]The One And Only [2003]
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Justine Waddell is a fine actress but even she can't save this woeful comedy.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2 Disc Edition) [2005]The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2 Disc Edition) [2005]
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The radio series was a landmark. How could they get this film so wrong?
Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001]Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001]
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I bet you thought Pearl Harbor was a defeat.
Alexander - Director's Cut [2004]Alexander - Director's Cut [2004]
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Wooden, plodding and seemingly interminable. For me one of the worst films of the last decade. Ridiculous accents. Woefully miscast.
The Interpreter [2005]The Interpreter [2005]
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Heroine about to be murdered so detective decides to protect her. How? Corridor with a gun? No, from a room across the street and by scampering over when the murderer appears. Had me in stitches.
The Aviator [2004]The Aviator [2004]
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The Aviator sits on the ground for a numbing 163 minutes.