Product Description

Santa isn't the jolly old elf he's been described as in
Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are
pimento-stuffed olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of
sausages.

One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is
attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It
is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with
children and Jesus. After it steals his magic bag of presents, Santa calls
upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a
strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and
save Christmas for everyone.

It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing,
Transformer-fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling,
adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME!!!

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #510709 in Books
• Published on: 2006-12-31
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 124 pages