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Books included in a Gentleman's Library
Debrett's People of TodayDebrett's People of Today by Zoe (ed) Gullen
Buy new: £92.40 / Used from: £11.20
This contains all my friends and acquaintances and the addresses to which to write.
Whitaker's Almanack: 135th Annual Edition. Standard Edition (Whitaker's Almanack)Whitaker's Almanack: 135th Annual Edition. Standard Edition (Whitaker's Almanack)
Buy used from: £0.01
As well as being a general sea of information, it contains a list of closer friends (the peerage) though no addresses.
Debrett's New Guide to Etiquette and Modern MannersDebrett's New Guide to Etiquette and Modern Manners by John Morgan
Buy used from: £46.25
Explains how a gentleman must behave. Gives a concise list of correct form too.
The English Gentleman (Prion Humour Classics)The English Gentleman (Prion Humour Classics) by Douglas Sutherland
Buy new: £3.90 / Used from: £3.99
Although meant as a parody, a true gentleman must follow this strictly.
The English Gentleman AbroadThe English Gentleman Abroad by Douglas Sutherland
Buy new: £3.75 / Used from: £0.41
The same idea for our luxurious holidays. (The antiquated advertisements suggest gentlemanly institutions to frequent.)
Noblesse Oblige (Oxford Language Classics)Noblesse Oblige (Oxford Language Classics)
Buy used from: £108.23
A study of my species. One can only laugh at the analysis of the non-U. (Do such people exist?)
The Oxford Compendium of English: "Oxford Language Reference", "Oxford Quotations and Proverbs", "Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus". (Dictionary & Thesaurus)The Oxford Compendium of English: "Oxford Language Reference", "Oxford Quotations and Proverbs", "Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus". (Dictionary & Thesaurus)
Buy used from: £24.40
Just one of those things that everyone must have (normally to prove other people wrong).
Fowler's Modern English Usage (3rd Revised Edition)Fowler's Modern English Usage (3rd Revised Edition) by Henry W. Fowler
Buy used from: £9.93
As a member of the Queen's English Society, a gentleman must preserve correct usage and scorn those that do not.
The King's EnglishThe King's English by Kingsley Amis
Buy new: £7.49 / Used from: £0.70
Amis's version is a little wittier, but gives more insight too into the true workings of a toff.
BBC Pronouncing Dictionary of British NamesBBC Pronouncing Dictionary of British Names
Buy used from: £19.98
There should be no embarrassment to pronounce words in true RP, in the old BBC manner. (This must be bought second hand, preferably signed.)
Troublesome WordsTroublesome Words by Bill Bryson
Buy new: £3.65 / Used from: £2.87
This is a good abridgement of all the noted usage guides. It is always good to have secondary evidence (id est, with Fowler's).
Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and FableBrewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable by Room Adrian
Buy used from: £10.44
Another must-have. Highly interesting and useful. All those little things that everyone wants to know. Impress your friends at the club!
The Superior Person's Book of WordsThe Superior Person's Book of Words by Peter Bowler
Buy new: £1.50 / Used from: £0.01
These words must be learnt from memory and used as often as possible, for the sake of confusing inferiors (milkmen, postmen and the like).
Cassell's Standard Latin Dictionary: Latin/English, English/LatinCassell's Standard Latin Dictionary: Latin/English, English/Latin by D. P. Simpson
Buy new: £9.63 / Used from: £8.90
A gentleman will have a good grasp of Latin, but may need a dictionary in order to include pithy latin phrases within the context of a pretentious letter.
Vox Latina: A Guide to the Pronunciation of Classical LatinVox Latina: A Guide to the Pronunciation of Classical Latin by W. Sidney Allen
Buy new: £15.19 / Used from: £14.52
Reading Latin is most important, and this books shows how to do that in the most academic way. Horace's Odes should be memorised and declaimed daily.
Collins-Robert French DictionaryCollins-Robert French Dictionary
Buy used from: £20.00
Of course, we gentlemen are fluent in the internationally aristocratic tongue. But we must keep in touch with the modern lingo. (A German Dictionary is needed too, in case they invade again.)
The Cambridge Encyclopedia of the English LanguageThe Cambridge Encyclopedia of the English Language by David Crystal
Buy used from: £32.00
This interests me greatly. Language is such a civilised invention.
The Oxford Companion to English LiteratureThe Oxford Companion to English Literature
Buy new: £32.79 / Used from: £5.39
A gentleman has studied and read much of his country's finest books. This book should, however, brush up his memory.
Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Collins Classics)Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Collins Classics) by William Shakespeare
Buy new: £25.41 / Used from: £6.50
Just for show really and for use in the crossword (The Times of course). A more decorative separate version of each of the plays should also appear on the bookshelf.
The Norton Anthology of PoetryThe Norton Anthology of Poetry
Buy used from: £13.00
The same idea for poetry. Perhaps it would be good to cite examples randomly to your wife at breakfast.
Book of TiesBook of Ties by James Laver
I have memorised these so that I can recognise rivals and strike up conversation easily.
A Well-dressed Gentleman's Pocket GuideA Well-dressed Gentleman's Pocket Guide by Oscar Lenius
Buy used from: £0.71
It is important to look like a true gentleman. This gives good tips on how to do this.
"Times" Restaurant Guide"Times" Restaurant Guide by Jonathan Meades
Buy used from: £7.00
Which restaurant to frequent and not to frequent. Also lists some good clubs. (The Garrick and White's should be joined immediately.)
The World Atlas of WineThe World Atlas of Wine by Hugh Johnson
Buy used from: £4.99
Which wines to choose at the above restaurant. A bottle should be consumed per day, hence developing genuine conoisseurship (sic).
Passing Time in the Loo Volume 1Passing Time in the Loo Volume 1 by Steven W. Anderson
Buy new: £44.44 / Used from: £0.01
This is a brilliant book to be kept in one of the loos (not WCs or toilets) - probably the guest one.