Listmania!
A few not to bother with
My Sister's KeeperMy Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult
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A bit like Heat magazine or Neighbours. You know it's bad. It's not even entertainingly bad, but somehow you keep reading it.
Dombey and Son (Oxford World's Classics)Dombey and Son (Oxford World's Classics) by Charles Dickens
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History's dullest writer's dullest book. I confess I didn't finish it - maybe something really exciting happens on page 670, but by that point, who cares?
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: A Practical Guide for Improving Communication and Getting What You Want in RelationshipsMen Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: A Practical Guide for Improving Communication and Getting What You Want in Relationships by John Gray
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Men are from earth, women are from earth. Just deal with it.
Bridget Jones's Diary: A NovelBridget Jones's Diary: A Novel by Helen Fielding
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Actually, it's not that bad in it's own right - but it spawned a genre that is responsible for a lot of the most awful excuses for books ever.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Book 1)Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Book 1) by J.K. Rowling
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Ludicrously over-rated. If you want good original thoughtful children's literature, read Lemony Snickett or Phillip Pullman
American PsychoAmerican Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
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I'm not against violence in literature. I'm not against representing amoral characters, but there has to be some kind of point to it. This is just shock for shock's sake.
Sexual PoliticsSexual Politics by Kate Millett
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Maybe I just couldn't deal with her one-dimensional reading of DH Lawrence. But this is a good example of why so many women are to embarrassed to call themselves feminist.
Shopaholic Ties the KnotShopaholic Ties the Knot by Sophie Kinsella
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Beginning to resemble the "noddy" series in sheer scope. Shopaholic gets married, shopaholic takes a taxi, shopaholic goes to the toilet....
To the Lighthouse (Wordsworth Classics)To the Lighthouse (Wordsworth Classics) by Virginia Woolf
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The Plath worshipping girly-intellectual in me wanted to like it - but the truth hit about forty pages in. It's just plain old boring. A woman whose life was far more interesting than her writing.