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Stuff to use in a sad attempt to attract women

	The Oxford Companion to Wine Buy new: £20.00 / Used from: £16.45 Learn it word for word, and use little bits of information to annoy people.
	The Book of Happy Endings: True Stories About Finding Love by Elise Valmorbida Buy new: £6.99 / Used from: £1.95 Leave it lying around somewhere to convey some sense of emotion.
	Bar Craft Connoisseur Lever-Arm Corkscrew Set Buy new: £20.83 Because there is nothing worse than trying to flirt while struggling with a bottle.
	Barcraft Stainless Steel Champagne Bucket Buy new: £19.98 Put it on the patio with a bottle of something cheap, and you will look good. Enough said.
	The Bonfire Of The Vanities [1990] Buy new: £2.51 / Used from: £0.75 Buy the novel and leave it around somewhere, but watch this with her and you will look intelligent anyway.
	Brokeback Mountain [2005] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.99 Its a good film, and she will see you are emotional and in touch with your feminine side, just because there are gay guys in it.
	Pioneer PL-990 Turntable - Black Buy new: £104.98 Gives you a sense of intelligence, and coolness at the same time. For further information, see below...
	Dock of the Bay [VINYL] by Otis Redding Buy new: £10.27 / Used from: £10.28 Soft, slow music. You won't have to say anything, Otis seduces her for you.
	Back to Front by Gilbert O'Sullivan Buy new: £12.28 / Used from: £16.88 Dont let her see the cover, because it looks really tacky, but the music is romantic, and more upbeat than Otis, if you want the night to last longer.
	Stephen King's Cujo [1983] Buy new: £2.48 / Used from: £2.09 A truly scary film, but fear caused by surprise, so, learn where the scary parts are, and you can be the big strong guy that protects her, and seems fearless.