Product Description

Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #512 in Books
• Published on: 2009-06-25
• Released on: 2009-06-25
• Original language: English
• Binding: Hardcover
• 288 pages

From the Back Cover
Oh yes, the hilariosity goes on for one last time. Here it is ... maybe probably ... pants for the memories!

My marvy Luuurve God boyfriend has got the full Humpty Dumpty with me for accidentally twisting with Dave the Laugh.

Which is not actually my fault. I cannot be expected to control my body parts, they pop out unexpectedly and so on.

For instance my lips do ad-hoc puckering up every time Dave the Laugh comes near them, I don't know why.

Ditto jelloid knickers.

Anyway shut up about Dave the Laugh, he has got a GIRLFRIEND.

Not that I care. Or do I?

Oh I don't know, so many boys, so little time ...

About the Author
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.

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A Note from Georgia

Dear little chumettes,
As our lederhosen friends say, 'Now ist zer time to say guten tag.' I don't know why they say it, but they do. And frankly, I love them for it. All right, Germany may not be Billy Shakespeare land but any country that says spangelferkel instead of sausage is top with me, comedywise ... although not holiday wise.
Where was I? Oh yes, saying goodbye. As you know, I have been working like a bee (two bees) to once more give you my all (oo-er) creativitositywise. And here it is, my final oeuvre. (Now you are being silly, you know I don't mean "here is my final egg", so stop messing about.) And you will be pleased to know, I think I have pulled it off. (Oo-er.) Stop it.
So this is my final (boo hoo) diary. It is, of course, packed with the usual combination of sophisticosity and snot dancing. But be warned, there are some exciting additions - Melanie's nunga-nungas make a big and unexpected appearance, as well as other twits in tights etc.
Some of you will laugh, some of you will cry, some of you may have a little accident in the piddly-diddly department. I don't know.
But I care.
A LOT.
I do.
And even though I am away laughing on a fast camel, you will always feel my luuurve.
Are you feeling it yet?
I am.

Georgia
xxxxx

p.s I mean it about luuurving you all, little chums.

p.p.s I am giving you telepathic hugs.

p.p.p.s But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

p.p.p.p.s And remember my advice to see you through the Georgia-less days ahead ...
Snog on, snog on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never snog alone,
You'll never snog ... alone.

Customer Reviews

Very dissapointing
I've read every book in the Georgia Nicolson series, and loved them all until the end of Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers, because I loved how much fun they were and how, as a teenage girl myself, I could understand the stuff she was complaining about. The film Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging was great too.
After Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers though, the books started to get dissapointing in several ways. The final book, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?, was no exception, in fact it highlighted the problems my friends and I all thought of the last few books.
The main thing that was annoying was that Louise Rennison appeared to have realized by now that people were definitely going to buy her book as soon as it came out, and had kind of stopped trying to make an effort with her books, but was now just writing random and pointless things because she knew that people would buy them and therefore she would be making money no matter what she wrote!
Instead of being hilarious and witty as were the first books in the series, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? was dull and pretty repetative, and after 100 pages the plot still hadn't kicked in - instead Georgia was rambling on about nothing in particular, making me think "When is this book really going to start?"
I did read till the end though, and was left feeling pretty dissapointed. Though a few of my friends enjoyed it, most felt the same way as I did - let down by Louise Rennison!!

haha! A very funny book
Some of the original humour from the earlier books was restored, but the ending was very sudden and i think she could have made more of it but it was the ending we all hoped for. It was still a good read though and i really enjoyed this book, I'm just sad that it is the end of a really enjoyable, funny series. I read them all in the space of a month and would do it again.

Are These My Bassomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)
It was a great end to a fantastic book series!!! I abolutaly loved it. It arrived by airmail much quicker than i expected, almost a week than they said. Great service.