Product Description

Have you ever wondered just what it is that other people get up to in bed, or why it is that some people are kinkier than others? Well, worry no more. "Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?" has the answer to every question you could ever have imagined, and quite a few more besides including: What do they call a Brazilian bikini wax in Brazil? Why do men fall asleep after sex? Does the etiquette of swinging extend to asking your mate's wife if she'll iron your shirt? Do men really think about sex every six seconds? Do gynaecologists make better lovers? Why is it called the missionary position? Is there such a condition as nymphomania or is it merely a cherished male fantasy? Is it really inadvisable for a sportsman to have sex before a match? Is it true that Eskimo men lend their wives to strangers? Can eunuchs have sex? What's the origin of the 'f' word? Do celibates get more work done than the rest of us? And, Do top-shelf magazines discriminate against short men? Mitch Symons has left no stone unturned in his quest to get to the bottom of the world's greatest adult mysteries. Hilarious, a little bit rude but amazingly enlightening, "Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?" is the perfect gift for the special person in your life. You never know where it might lead...

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #145759 in Books
• Published on: 2006-10-23
• Original language: English
• Binding: Hardcover
• 192 pages

About the Author
Mitchell Symons was born in 1957 in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Currently he writes a weekly column for the Sunday Express.

Customer Reviews

Interesting AND funny!

I suppose you could call this educational!!!

This is a really good book, a perfect book to pick up and put down. I've enjoyed reading this.

Mitchell Symons has a great matter-of-fact way of putting the most offensive things, so that they don't feel offensive at all. I've certainly learnt some things!

I'd never even thought to ask a lot of the questions in this book - but once you read the question you've simply got to read on to see what the 'experts' say.

Brilliant!

Super saucy stuff
If your interest was piqued by the saucier stuff in Symons' fascinating book Why Girls Can't Throw, then you'll LOVE this. It's full of answers to all those questions you've really wanted to know ever since school but haven't known who to ask.

Fortunately Symons, who seems to have a mind so prurient it should be wearing a dirty mac, has no qualms about finding out such stuff for the rest of us. True, it's often filthy and there are some things you really DON'T want to know in here ("they do WHAT?", but it's all done in such a deliciously British way that it's hard to find any of it offensive.

Great Fun!
Mitchell Symons' self-confessed lack of the embarrassment gene makes this uninhibited romp through all those things about sex that you've always wondered (but never dared ask anybody) a laugh-out-loud voyage of discovery. Read it now, otherwise you'll never know what you've been missing...