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A Confederacy of Dunces (Essential Penguin)A Confederacy of Dunces (Essential Penguin) by John Kennedy Toole
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Every book should have a misanthropic, overweight anti-hero. But no book will ever have a better one.
The Good Soldier Svejk and His Fortunes in the World War (Penguin Modern Classics)The Good Soldier Svejk and His Fortunes in the World War (Penguin Modern Classics) by Jaroslav Hasek
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Hilarious. Worth it just for the anecdotes about Hasek in the intro.
WattWatt by Samuel Beckett
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Surreal; bemusing; sentences that never seem to end. My favourite Beckett book.
Collected FictionsCollected Fictions by Jorge Luis Borges
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Short stories about time, reality and everything. Borges fits whole universes into a few pages.
The Master and MargaritaThe Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
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Anarchic Russian surrealism from the thirties. Once censored but now released with a picture of the talking cat on its cover.
His Dark Materials Gift Set: "Northern Lights", "The Subtle Knife", "The Amber Spyglass"His Dark Materials Gift Set: "Northern Lights", "The Subtle Knife", "The Amber Spyglass" by Philip Pullman
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Adult writers take note: stop name-checking txt msgng and Big Brother and you might come up with a novel as moving and intelligent as this one.
Love Is a Dog from HellLove Is a Dog from Hell by Charles Bukowski
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Brilliant writer. If I could get away with stealing the line ''eyes like a child's crayon drawing'' then I would do it in a second.
Crime and Punishment (Penguin Classics)Crime and Punishment (Penguin Classics) by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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I thought this was going to be dull. It wasn't.
The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated PrimerThe Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson
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My favourite book by a brilliant writer.
From HellFrom Hell by Alan Moore
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A comic!
The Plague (Penguin Modern Classics)The Plague (Penguin Modern Classics) by Albert Camus
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The inspiration behind the awesome Dustin Hoffman movie Outbreak.
A Series of Unfortunate Events: "The Bad Beginning", "The Reptile Room", "The Wide Window", "The Miserable Mill"A Series of Unfortunate Events: "The Bad Beginning", "The Reptile Room", "The Wide Window", "The Miserable Mill" by Lemony Snicket
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Children's books are great, especially when they're as dark and funny as this.
The TwitsThe Twits by Roald Dahl
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Two horrible people being horrible to each other.
The Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man, Red HarvestThe Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man, Red Harvest by Dashiel Hammett
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Hard boiled.
The Princess BrideThe Princess Bride by William Goldman
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A rip-roaring adventure.
The Lady in the Lake: And Other Novels (Penguin Modern Classics)The Lady in the Lake: And Other Novels (Penguin Modern Classics) by Raymond Chandler
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More hard boiled action.
The Adventures of Tintin Volume 5: Land of Black Gold / Destination Moon / Explorers on the MoonThe Adventures of Tintin Volume 5: Land of Black Gold / Destination Moon / Explorers on the Moon by Herge
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Tintin goes to the moon. Snowy gets a spacesuit.