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Revisionist Cinema - DIY History Hollywood Style

	Enigma [DVD] [2001] Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £1.24 Alan Turing adopts an alias and abandons homosexual genius for girls, guns and carchase spyjinks. History on Acid - all it lacks is Bruce Willis.
	U-571 [DVD] [2000] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.35 All British mission (actual Royal Navy personel died) is quietly rewritten as Hollywood barges in to take all the credit.
	Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves [1991] [DVD] Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £1.97 Our Kev accompanied by Harlam gheto badboy leisurely stroll the length of England before lunch whilst Alan Rickman monkies with the calendar.
	Braveheart (2 Disc Special Edition) [1995] [DVD] Buy new: £30.97 / Used from: £1.41 Melboy and crew show us just what a bunch of heartless, evil, lazy, simpering fops the Brits are...... ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
	The Patriot [DVD] [2000] Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £1.10 Melboy and crew show us just what a bunch of heartless, evil, lazy, simpering fops the Brits are... Deja - vu. Spooky!
	Titanic [1998] [DVD] Buy new: £4.68 / Used from: £2.22 Screaming heterosexual prettyboy poor American saves the day whilst liberating victim of repression English toff.
	John Wayne Box Set [DVD] Buy used from: £10.99 Yeeee-Haw! For this title, read almost any American Western bar Clint. Shoot them pesky Injun Varmints, they aint nuthin but murderous heathens anyways! Genocide? You usin' them fancy words agin?
	The Right Stuff [1984] [DVD] Buy new: £4.88 / Used from: £1.99 No credit here for the British Miles Aircraft Company, whose design Bell stole for the X-1 sound barrier aircraft! The Miles original was technically superior too, with an ejectable cockpit.