Product Description

Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for ever more? No! It’s a fact: wanking is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it: it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that ‘was it good for you, darling?’; you don’t need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress; it¹s always on hand and the list goes on. Read all about it here! There are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you! And remember: wanking is an entirely self-taught skill!

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #240 in Books
• Published on: 2004-10-11
• Original language: English
• Binding: Paperback
• 128 pages

Customer Reviews

Improve your wanking
This book has improved my wanking 1000%. I am now deaf, blnd and insane but very very happy!

Why Me?
Thank you Amazon for recommending this book to me. How thoughtfull!

I can't see how anyone in a normal state of mind would want to buy this book secondhand. Even for a penny!

Buy it for the wanker in your life
This is close on being a definitive guide to shaking hands with the old chap. The one handed lover should certainly bear this in mind as a quality purchase, cheaper than diamonds, babies and condoms.

Only 128 pages can never capture every last part of the wanking experience - eye patches aren't covered, for example, for those who accidentally go off in their own faces - but the rest is a relevant addition to the area. Piers Morgan would be proud.

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