Product Description

America's real-life answer to Bridget Jones! Kirstie Alley has captured our hearts on screen and now she is poised to do it again in print as she laughingly explores our obsession with fat, food, love, sex, beauty and weight loss. "Dear Diary, Decided to write book today. Thought am good writer, am smart gal, have interesting sex-filled (lie) life. Thought can write about men, life, love, family, food, sex and fatassedness. Thought can share stories with tiny-butted and big-butted alike. Can tell people why fat, why (was) cokehead, why traffic jams and herbal laxatives don't mix, and why suede pants and sprinklers have same rule...More important..can show world how life is beautiful and funny, no matter size of butt."

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #42267 in Books
• Published on: 2005-02-18
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Hardcover
• 216 pages

About the Author
Kirstie Alley is a much-loved American actress. She has starred in America's No 1 sitcom, Cheers, for six years; appeared in many successful movies including Look Who's Talking and Deconstructing Harry; been nominated for six Emmys (winning twice); and won a Golden Globe and two People's Choice awards. She is currently starring in and co-producing a new, unscripted comedy series called Fat Actress, in which she plays a fictionalised version of herself.

Customer Reviews

Loopyloo, Spain
Supposedly, when a book is titled How to lose your ass and regain your life, it should somewhere in the book tell you how to do just that. This book doesnt tell you how to do anything. It has no beginning and no end, it is a gathering of disjointed anecdotes from Kirtie Lou's youth. It has some extremely funny lol moments and for that I am eternally grateful and for that I have given it 3 stars but the title doesnt fit the book. If you are looking for an easy read and a few laughs, its great, if you are looking for an inspirational and insightful guide on how to lose your ass and regain your life, buy a different book.