Product Description

Twenty thousand web fans have already signed up to learn more about the publication of Real Ultimate Power. Where the web site leaves off, the book picks up. Just a few of the many topics completely exclusive to the book are: The Official Ninja Code of Honor, Fighting Styles, Some Frigg'n Bad Ass Ninja Weapons, A Ninja's Ninjas, How to Make Your Own Ninja Suit out of Stuff, the Official Ninja Game, the Official Ninja Quiz, and much more.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #18441 in Books
• Published on: 2004-09-01
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 192 pages

Customer Reviews

Are you ready to be... pumped?
Hahaha. I just read the review before mine and I can't believe somebody was actually stupid enough to buy this book without realising that it's not meant to be serious. This book will not teach you anything of any importance and will likely make you a far more stupoid person than you were previously, although I don't think that's possible for the person below me. This book will appeal to anyone who liked Freddy Got Fingered br Tom Green. It is quite possibly the best book ever written. If you want a preview then have a look at the pump-up sections on his website realultimatepower.net The first time I saw his website I laughed without breathing for 20 minutes and then I passed out and had to be taken to hospital and when I woke up I laughed quite a lot more as well. Robert Hamburger. You are a genius, thank you for this gift.

Funniest book ever!
This is, very simply, the funniest book ever written... seriously. Some people don't get it, but if you're one of those that does, prepare to laugh til the tears are literally running down your face. Don't read it in public or people will think you're nuts because you WON'T be able to keep the laughter under control.

The book is obviously not serious, as one reviewer seemed to think (or was he not being serious either?), so just go along with it and experience the comedy genius of 'Robert Hamburger'.

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaa!
This book is fantastic. Yes, a lot of it is lifted from the website, but if you discover the book before the website (as I did) then that's not an issue.

This book is life changing. It renews the enthusiasm for ninjas that you had as a young child, whilst revealing new, fascinating, and not entirely accurate information about them.

Yeah, by this book, and you'll start flipping out and (hopefully) porking hot babes too.