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The Worst Films I've Ever Seen
Dark Harvest 2 [DVD] [2003] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Dark Harvest 2 [DVD] [2003] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £4.20
Words simply cannot describe how awful this is. Please avoid at all costs.
Return of the Boogeyman [DVD] [1994] [US Import]Return of the Boogeyman [DVD] [1994] [US Import]
Buy used from: £7.49
Cynical non-movie that regurgitates endless clips from the first two movies alongside diabolically awful new material.
Zombiez [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Zombiez [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £4.81
Diabolical and extremely amateurish. The worst zombie film ever.
Grad Night [DVD] [2005] [US Import]Grad Night [DVD] [2005] [US Import]
Buy used from: £9.95
Turgid, long drawn-out and utterly unfunny hip-hop comedy.
Car 54, Where Are You? [DVD] [1994] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Car 54, Where Are You? [DVD] [1994] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £3.13
Atrocious comedy remake.
Ben & Arthur [DVD] [2002] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Ben & Arthur [DVD] [2002] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £13.95
Painfully amatuerish 'drama'.
The Hillz [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]The Hillz [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £2.58
Utterly insulting film about a street gang from Beverley Hills. You will hate everyone in this.
Hillbillys in a Haunted House [DVD] [1967] [US Import]Hillbillys in a Haunted House [DVD] [1967] [US Import]
Buy used from: £7.28
A painful mix of lameness and country and western songs.
Backyard Dogs [DVD] [2000] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Backyard Dogs [DVD] [2000] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £3.02
The lamest fight movie ever made.
Going Overboard [1989] [DVD]Going Overboard [1989] [DVD]
Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £0.01
Adam Sandler is lucky to have had a career after this assault on your brain.
Snowboard Academy [DVD] [1997] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Snowboard Academy [DVD] [1997] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £2.42
Utterly inane comedy with a script so bad it might ruin your day.
Teenage Zombies [DVD] [1958] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Teenage Zombies [DVD] [1958] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £8.76
Boring rubbish. No zombies. But there are teenagers. Unfortunately.
Bottoms Up [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Bottoms Up [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £1.56
Oh Paris Hilton, what have we done to deserve you?
Plughead Rewired - Circuitry Man 2 [DVD] [1994]Plughead Rewired - Circuitry Man 2 [DVD] [1994]
Buy used from: £0.35
Watching this sci-fi film was one of the most depressing experiences in my life.
She Freak [DVD] [1967] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]She Freak [DVD] [1967] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £5.00
Watch carnies set up carnival rides, then take them down, then set them up again then take them down. You get the idea. Diabolical.
Urban Menace [DVD] [1999]Urban Menace [DVD] [1999]
Buy used from: £0.01
A hideously bad horror movie starring a host of rappers.
Night Fright [DVD] [1968] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Night Fright [DVD] [1968] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £2.71
Utterly uneventful 60's sci-fi horror.
Skinheads [1989] [DVD]Skinheads [1989] [DVD]
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £2.99
A film about a bunch of tedious skinheads.
Battlefield Earth [DVD] [2000]Battlefield Earth [DVD] [2000]
Buy used from: £0.89
Flatulent big budget fiasco.
Grim Weekend [DVD]Grim Weekend [DVD]
Buy used from: £2.63
You will have a grim time watching this lame cheapo slasher flick.
She Gods of Shark Reef [DVD] [1958] [US Import] [NTSC]She Gods of Shark Reef [DVD] [1958] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £5.17
Tedious island adventure that features a small dead shark.
They Saved Hitler's Brain [DVD] [1966] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]They Saved Hitler's Brain [DVD] [1966] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £8.95
I wish they hadn't bothered to tell you the truth.
National Lampoon's Pledge This! [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]National Lampoon's Pledge This! [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £3.34
As I said, Paris Hilton WHAT have we done to deserve you?
Aquanoids [DVD]Aquanoids [DVD]
Zero-budgeted monster movie. Hopeless.
Attack of the Giant Leeches [DVD] [1959] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]Attack of the Giant Leeches [DVD] [1959] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Buy used from: £5.00
Attack of the sleeping bags more like.