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Things I cant do, thanks to Stephen King
ChristineChristine by Stephen King
Buy new: £5.98 / Used from: £2.26
Own a car
From a Buick 8From a Buick 8 by Stephen King
Buy used from: £0.01
As above. All cars are inheritly evil
CellCell by Stephen King
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.01
Use a mobile phone
DesperationDesperation by Stephen King
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Drive through the desert
Needful ThingsNeedful Things by Stephen King
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Buy something from a local shop
ItIt by Stephen King
Buy new: £5.60 / Used from: £4.80
Live in any town in Maine
Salem's LotSalem's Lot by Stephen King
Buy new: £6.72 / Used from: £4.99
Trust me, you won't last long if you live in Maine
CujoCujo by Stephen King
Buy new: £5.99 / Used from: £0.01
Have a pet dog
Pet SemataryPet Sematary by Stephen King
Buy new: £5.96 / Used from: £0.50
...or a cat
The Girl Who Loved Tom GordonThe Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King
Buy new: £4.99 / Used from: £0.01
Walk in the woods
DreamcatcherDreamcatcher by Stephen King
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Make contact with aliens - they aren't all like E.T.!
The TommyknockersThe Tommyknockers by Stephen King
Buy new: £7.19 / Used from: £0.01
Oof contact with aliens and living in Maine *runs away screaming*
CarrieCarrie by Stephen King
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Go to school
The Dark HalfThe Dark Half by Stephen King
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Leave school and work as: a writer
The ShiningThe Shining by Stephen King
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A hotel caretaker
FirestarterFirestarter by Stephen King
Buy new: £6.29 / Used from: £2.50
For the government
Running ManRunning Man by Stephen King
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Participate in extreme sports in the future ie Running
The Long WalkThe Long Walk by Stephen King
Buy new: £4.78 / Used from: £1.76
Participate in extreme sports in the future ie Walking
MiseryMisery by Stephen King
Buy new: £4.96 / Used from: £0.89
Drive (not that I would dare get ito a car in the first place) or have any eccentric "Number-one-fans".
Gerald's GameGerald's Game by Stephen King
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Go to a secluded cabin with my Husband/Wife.
Four Past MidnightFour Past Midnight by Stephen King
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Get on an aeroplane; have a split personality; go to the library; use a camera
ThinnerThinner by Stephen King
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Loose weight and/or upset a gypsy
The StandThe Stand by Stephen King
Buy new: £6.96 / Used from: £5.00
Get ill
Lisey's StoryLisey's Story by Stephen King
Buy new: £5.49 / Used from: £0.01
Have a story to tell.
InsomniaInsomnia by Stephen King
Buy new: £6.18 / Used from: £0.01
Find it hard to get to sleep - although this is almost unavoidable with such a list of things to worry about avoiding.