Product Description

From the writer of One Hundred Ways to live with a Horse Addict and One Hundred Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human, this hilarious collection is the perfect gift for the entire female horse-loving population!

If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down and make him more compliant. Men seem to object to this.

You won’t have to meet your horse’s parents before you commit to each other, nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them.

Horses don't cancel dates at the last minute with lame excuses. You cancel the date with them when they really are lame.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1291 in Books
• Published on: 2007-09-20
• Original language: English
• Binding: Paperback
• 96 pages

About the Author
Tina is self employed and works as a writer, coach and speaker on horsey matters. She is the author of 100 Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human, and 100 Ways to Live With a Horse Addict.

Customer Reviews

Perfect gift for a horsey friend!
It is a very funny book for the most part, and some of the reasons are certainly very true! I brought it for a horsey friend who has just split up from her boyfriend, we certainly had a laugh reading it at the stables!

Very Amusin
This is a very amusing book. Beware though, it is for adults. I bought this originally for my son and then realised that there were references to sex in it so couldnt give it to him. Gave it to a horsey pal for christmas instead.

A Horse is better that a man
Brought this as a present. Very funny book for anyone who loves there horse. Some of the quotes relate to her horse very well, the one about a plastic bag in the hedge is fab.