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One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats Have About Humans
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Product Description
Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans.
Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano.
They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity.
Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded.
Gay tom humans make the best pets.
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #179515 in Books
- Published on: 2003-09-18
- Original language: English
- Number of items: 1
- Binding: Paperback
- 96 pages
Editorial Reviews
About the Author
Celia Haddon is a best-selling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She is currently the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and a famous lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling ONE HUNDRED WAYS... range and her cat titles in that range have all been best sellers.
Customer Reviews
A must for cat lovers
I found this book hilarious! Being both a cat and book lover i saw this book and had to read it. The book cleverly takes everyday tasks that humans do and portrays them from a cat's point of view. The sarcasm is ingenius and is good for anyone who loves a giggle. This book is ideal for cat lovers and will certainly make you smile.
A one read book
Good book, although it's one of those small ones you can get through in half hour.
Honestly, I wish I hadn't wasted my money. It was funny for about 10 minutes, then I had read the thing !
I would recommend it only as a small gift to a cat lover :0)
Perfect gift
Another one of those small books you can read in less than half an hour. Funny yes, but over very quickly.
I prefer books which go into a cats psychology.
Personally I wouldn't have spent the time and money buying this...but it would be a perfect small gift for a cat lover :0)
