Product Description

Cold Cream is a sparkling autobiography in the great tradition: wonderfully perceptive, exquisitely rendered and bursting with characters and anecdotes of every shade and hue. A tender, moving and witty portrait of Ferdinand Mount's family and his early life, it follows his bumbling path from his decadent upbringing in the world of 'Hobohemia' to his schooldays at Eton, and from the boozy depths of Fleet Street in the 60s to his years at the vortex of Downing Street in the 80s as speech writer (much to his own bemusement) for Margaret Thatcher. Every sentence radiates with fondness, intelligence and humour in this utterly charming anthology of an eccentric and colourful cast of people who defined their generation.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #20419 in Books
• Published on: 2009-03-02
• Original language: English
• Binding: Paperback
• 384 pages

Review
'Hard to beat. I could read this sort of book for ever' Stephen Fry, Independent 'Reading this book actually makes you feel perceptibly happier and buoyed up' Evening Standard 'An unadulterated joy Every page is shot through with anecdote and wit, so that the whole experience feels like being at a peculiarly wonderful dinner party Funny, astute and clever' Observer 'A loving, lyrical, life-filled memoir' Guardian

Daily Telegraph
He is a master of anecdotes and characters, and for these alone this book is worth every penny...One of the most compassionate and selfless autobiographies imaginable.

Sunday Telegraph
Mount's tenderness, precision and wit are all-embracing in their evocation of the times...and he has written a memoir which is the best read yet of the year.

Customer Reviews

A five-star autobiography but just one reservation!
Ferdinand Mount has written a five-star autobiography, but I have just one reservation about it despite having enjoyed it immensely.

Mr Mount 'jumps about' rather too much. The ultra-long chapters don't deal consecutively with aspects of his fascinating life. For example, the sad account of his mother's too-early demise is followed much later with episodes where the lady is alive again, and the book requires a degree of concentration that I don't always possess late at night when I do most of my reading.

Mr Mount has already in his fascinating life (and I hope he has many more years to come: we are round about the same age and I can recall some of the people and most of the events described) done more things and worked with more interesting people, not least some of the eccentric circle of his own family, his friends and his acquaintances, than many of us could ever wish for and, whilst I have known just one or two of those mentioned myself, it is such fun to get to 'know' more, even with what can only be 'second-hand' knowledge.

One of the newspaper reviewers has alluded to Mr Mount's 'name-dropping.' I recognise what the reviewer is getting at, for the sub-headings of the five main chapters include the following:

'Skiing with Donald MacLean,' John le Carré at Eton,' 'Miriam Margolyes on the hearthrug,' 'Prince Michael in the dorm,' 'My stepmother and Gore Vidal,' 'Lord Longford on the platform,' 'Harold Wilson and my tape recorder,' My odyssey with Selwyn Lloyd,' 'Keith Joseph's cold,' 'Ian Gow and Dr. Bodkin Adams,' 'The intolerable Alfred Sherman,' 'Jeffrey Archer's joke,' 'The Parkinson affair,' etc., etc.

It falls to a fortunate few to be able drop so many well-known names and the author has every right so to do, for the names are of his relatives, his friends, his close acquaintances and his work colleagues.

Re-reading what I have written thus far informs me that I may have been too harsh in my judgement, for this superb book, so elegantly written (Mr Mount didn't go to Eton for the Wall Game, for which he was ill-suited, but to obtain a classical education, and it shows!), and so eminently readable, not only for its description of the various moving moments of his own life but also for the unique insights into the workings of 10, Downing Street under Margaret Thatcher, is a 'must-read' for anyone with the vaguest interest in English journalism, politics and social life in the 20th century.

By the way, the book's quaint title is explained at the end, and the explanation is a delightful vignette in itself.

A witty policy wonk at Mrs Thatcher's court
Let me get a niggle or two out of the way before I express my enjoyment of this delightful book. Ferdinand Mount does warn us in his foreword that he will follow Mark Twain, who had written that `the right way to do an autobiography [is to] start at no particular time of your life; wander at will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it at the moment its interest threatens to pale, and turn your talk upon the new and more interesting thing that has intruded itself into your mind meantime.' This `stream of consciousness' way of writing can be a little exhausting, especially when in the four long chapters there is never any natural break where one could put the book down to resume it again later. Mount rightly describes this undisciplined way of writing a book as `self-indulgent'. In addition, this descendant of the aristocratic Pakenham family has a cavalier disdain for the conventional autobiography. He is not concerned about chronology, which at times is quite disconcerting; and though he describes himself on p.298 as `an obsessive genealogist', he does not trouble to tell pedantic readers like myself the names of his grandparents whom he describes; his sister is not given a name until page 91; and it is almost as if he expected you to know that his uncle Tony, first mentioned on page 35, is Anthony Powell - you learn that only on page 56. Cousins abound, often without indication who their parents are; the book could have done with a family tree, and the index rather lazily doesn't name the relationships either. Likewise, the poorly printed little photographs mostly have no captions, and neither has the frontispiece.

But I found this book hugely enjoyable. Mount writes beautifully and with a lovely sense of humour; his relationship with his mother is touchingly recounted; his descriptions, which tumble over one another like a sparkling but sometimes bewildering cascade, of people and of scenes are often memorable. From childhood onwards he has known so many people who are household names for intellectuals: Isaiah Berlin, Harold Acton, the Mitfords, Philip Toynbee, John Betjeman, Siegfried Sassoon - and these are just the people he knew during his adolescence.

Mount is every bit a product of an upper-crust, country gentleman, horse-riding and well-connected background, and he conveys very well how one can be a part of all that and yet observe it with the sardonic wit of an outsider, which in part, with his frequent ill-health and precocious intellectual interests, he was. There are hilariously-written accounts of his schooldays at Sunningdale prep-school (where there were half-holidays every day during near-by Royal Ascot to enable the horse-mad masters to attend) and at Eton - with their preposterously archaic rituals, their sadistic beatings, and schoolboy triumphs and miseries. Writing about his time at Oxford, he is rather good on the dons and about his own deficiencies at that time (a girl friend's father described him as `a character straight out of P.G.Wodehouse), but his descriptions of fellow-students are (with the exception of Auberon Waugh), less successful and probably of more interest to him than to his readers.

He seems to have done nothing much for five years after having left University, but then his bank manager showed concern about his overdraft, and in 1965 connections got him a job on the lugubrious Lord Rothermere's downmarket Daily Sketch as a writer of leaders, for the succinctness of which - they could not exceed 300 words - he says years of a classical education had been a good preparation. We are given a vivid picture of the hard drinking journalists' `culture'. From there he moved on to the Daily Mail and then to the Spectator.

At some stage (Mount only rarely gives dates) he had also joined the Conservative Research Department, and in 1963 (I make it) had become the personal assistant to Selwyn Lloyd, whom Macmillan had recently sacked as Chancellor of the Exchequer during `The Night of Long Knives' and who had been demoted to reviewing the organization of the Conservative Party. We are given an affectionate portrait of this modest and rather inhibited man. Mount is self-deprecating about his own work at the Conservative Research Department, disclaiming any real knowledge of the subjects on which, after the Conservatives had lost the 1964 election, he prepared papers for Sir Keith Joseph. Sir Keith thought highly of Mount's papers - but when Margaret Thatcher joined their meetings, she quickly "sliced them into pitiful shreds".

Apparently it was only at about this time that Mount started to become a serious thinker about the philosophy of conservatism. The ostensibly languorous amateur became a hard-working policy wonk. The last 80 pages, while still being full of sparkling and often witty vignettes about famous and mostly conservative personalities, have some weighty remarks about what he thinks had gone wrong with Britain since the war. He started writing ideological pieces for Encounter. There was nothing `wet' about those; and for all her demolition of his papers twenty years earlier, in 1982 Margaret Thatcher asked him to run her policy unit at No. 10 and to head her speech writing team for big occasions. He can now describe some of the workings of Downing Street. Needless to say, he was one of the group who helped Mrs Thatcher to stand up to and eventually to rout the `Wets' in Cabinet and to some extent in the Civil Service. Some of the most radical proposals formulated by the group would have alarmed even Mrs Thatcher; so they were slowly drip-fed to her over the years. (Mount now becomes distinctly less self-deprecating.) These pages are, I think, a genuine (and entertaining) contribution to the recorded history of the time. Much as he admired Mrs Thatcher, they began to get on each other's nerves. The book more or less ends with his resignation soon after her second election victory in 1983.

A feast of literary and British political anecdotes
I read his book after hearing it on BBC radio 4 Book of the week. I had never heard of the author but he no doubt got publicity because he was a speech writer for Mrs Thatcher.

If he isn't related to someone famous he knows them either through his relatives or as a result of going to Eton and working for Mrs Thatcher.

His mother is Lady Julia Pakenham and knew the Mitford sisters. Neither of his parents ever worked . One of his uncles was Anthony Powell of Dance to the Music of time fame who knew George Orwell.

Her admits that he only got jobs through influence . Every time he ever applied for a job he failed his only avenue of survival was personal recommendation . He lived on the oxygen of influence.

The book is rambling and although it is an autobiography it seems to be a collection of anecdotes about famous people he has either met or been related to. The chapters are very long as there only five of them in a 351 page book.

The last chapter is what brings him his fame as it is called Selwyn and Keith and Margaret. He worked for Keith Joseph and then Margaret Thatcher.

She took him on as a speechwriter and called him a wordsmith. He said she had one quality and that was tenacity She never gave up once a subject engaged her attention..Her finest hour was the Falklands as she was determined to retake it whatever the cost. It was suggested that it would have been cheaper to offer everyone the 1,800 islanders a millions pounds each to resettle in New Zealand or Canada. Mrs T did not favour that idea.

He had run ins with the civil service and as he said their favourite word was unhelpful After the Falklands war she became more popular as the Labour party was perceived as unelectable.

The Tory grandees thought they could manipulate her

She reputedly survived on only four hours sleep a night but she would stay after everyone else went to bed but clear up as soon as they had gone. For an ex barrister she was reputedly poor at reading a text and she had to be taught how to give the proper emphasis to her famous speech

You turn if you want: the lady's not for turning"

She remained heroic,intolerable often,vindictive,even poisonous sometimes ,but always heroic. Equally he never became fond of her. That insistent hard concentration could never become endearing. I'm not here to be nice she would was which was just as well.

We can only suppose that is how she gained power and hung onto power against such powerful prejudice against both her being a women and being middle class and a grocer's daughter.

He is a master of the anecdote and when his son Harry asks Dennis Thatcher if it would be alright to ask mark Thatcher of an autograph. Denis replied "I would not bother if I was you the boy can scarcely write his own name." Dens was wrong of course as it turned out he could write his own name on a cheque for allegedly financing the overthrow of the government of Equatorial Guinea to which he pleaded guilty


Also a story about a school mate Prince Michael Of Kent jumping up and down stark naked on his dormitory bed for 10 minutes each day.

If you are interested in the history of the 20th Century and British politics in particular this is the book for you.

The Cold Cream in the title is what his mother used to use liberally for chapped skin or bruising . She also used to one of the models that advertised it.