Product Description

Feeling run down? Need a boost to put some sparkle into your life? Want to discover the key to feeling refreshed, invigorated and full of energy? Well you won't find it in this book. "Bollox Detox" doesn't have the answers to your questions about life, the universe and cellulite. Nor will it show you how to achieve immortality through humming or how to learn to love your inner lizard. But it will make you laugh and save you money on the latest fad diet. Remember, inside every thin woman is a fat one dying to get at the chocolate cake. Don't go on a twenty-eight day diet. All you lose is four weeks. Try the Marlon Brando diet - you're not allowed to eat more than one species into extinction per day. DIY colonic irrigation: two chicken vindaloos and a photo of Anne Widdecombe.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1973207 in Books
• Published on: 2002-01-11
• Original language: English
• Binding: Paperback
• 128 pages

About the Author
Jasmine Birtles is a worldwide expert on dieting, nutrition and life style. A native Californian, her books - Think Yourself Thin, and Be a Size Ten in Two Days By Changing the Labels In Your Clothes - made her name as a major guru in weight loss and lack of personal growth. Her motto is 'There's no such thing as weight gain, only negative weight loss'.