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The Little Book of Minge Topiary

The Little Book of Minge Topiary
From Michael O'Mara Books Ltd

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Product Description

This little book tells you everything you need to know about creating your own shaven haven but were too afraid to ask. So go on, wax to the max.


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  • Amazon Sales Rank: #81067 in Books
  • Published on: 2003-09-22
  • Original language: English
  • Binding: Paperback
  • 96 pages

Customer Reviews

Good designs!5
Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!

Hirsute humour4
This Little book is quite hilarious but not for the faint-hearted or easily-offended.
Colourfully illustrated, there are all sorts of different ‘her-styles’ on offer, from the ingenious to the ludicrous, so you are bound to find something you like.
There is, thankfully, a section with practical tips on how to maintain one’s topiary (however basic) and, importantly, how to minimise discomfort (that stubble can be a menace).
Boys, be quite sure of your girlfriend’s sense of humour before you give her this book.
Girls, get it for your mates or keep it for yourself and give the love of your life a little surprise!

Interesting but with some omissions3
I bought this for the Mrs. It is very good and we have had much fun making jokes about box-hedges etc...

I did notice that there was an omission though. If you get your good lady to grow the hair all wild and woolly (no trimming), then with the clever use of the Billy bob dummy pacifier Novelty fun bunny teeth you can have some great fun. My Mrs' downstairs now looks like Ken Dodd. I introduce her to my 'Diddy Man' as much as possible. Absolutely tattyfilarious!