I probably AM Margot Channing....

Now decide which shoes to wear (A TRUE DQ never has less than 50 pairs)

And as a JAP I obviously have yet more books. Including this one about darling Monolo. Much nicer than Jimmy if you ask me. But then you ARE asking me aren't you?

Now Versace is VERY common. Only wear him if you want to look like Rock N Roll trash and be mistaken for Elton John's gal pal..

Now she's perfect for daywear!

But for a night out - try anything by this man - he reinvented the musical and his dance routines will keep you fit.

Personally, I can never give them up - it's just so cool. As long as you have a cigarette holder or five to choose from. (For more proof, e me and I'll send you a photo of me looking cool with one)

Chose a perfume carefully - not just THE one that every one is wearing this year, but one that is exotic and mysterious, just like you. And stick to it!

Now it's not enough just to look good. You must sound good too. Toss off the odd bon mot and the world's your oyster......

And this will show you exactly how to greet, meet and place a Duchess. After all, you never know when you will meet the Queen. Or even a A Queen. But one should demand to be treated like Royalty.

Now this man appears to know shoes.......