Listmania!
overrated, overwrought and otherwise disappointing
On the RoadOn the Road by Jack Kerouac
Buy new: £5.70 / Used from: £1.90
Ooh let's all get in van and drink whisky with people we don't know, that'll be fun...ain't it sad when the seminal becomes the orthodox..!
Brideshead Revisited: The Sacred and Profane Memories of Captain Charles RyderBrideshead Revisited: The Sacred and Profane Memories of Captain Charles Ryder by Evelyn Waugh
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This was great til they get rid of Sebastien! He just disappears part way through into an alcoholic fog! A literary injustice if ever there was one : (
Emma (Penguin Popular Classics)Emma (Penguin Popular Classics) by Jane Austen
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I'm not an Austen fan anyway but even her poise and syntactical dexterity don't save this one. Yuck.
The Catcher in the RyeThe Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
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I thought this was meant to change my life! Almost as overrated as On The Road. Holden - stop saying 'Goddamn' so much!
David Copperfield (Penguin Classics)David Copperfield (Penguin Classics) by Charles Dickens
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Must stay awake...Must stay awake...Must stay Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Absalom, Absalom! (Vintage Classics)Absalom, Absalom! (Vintage Classics) by William Faulkner
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I can't really think of anything to describe Faulkner's prose. He is an exceptionally proficient writer but...well have a look and see what I mean!
The Portrait of a Lady (Oxford World's Classics)The Portrait of a Lady (Oxford World's Classics) by Henry James
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Icky, sticky, fiddly prose. Another one of those 'classics' I just couldn't get on with.
Bridget Jones's Diary: A NovelBridget Jones's Diary: A Novel by Helen Fielding
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I swear Bridget Jones has destroyed 30 years worth of feminism! 'Oh poor me I can't get a husband, I'm so fat...' Oh pleeeease!
Opened Ground: Poems 1966-1996Opened Ground: Poems 1966-1996 by Seamus Heaney
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Fine if ya like poems about soil and potatoes and mud and drowning kittens...
The Red PonyThe Red Pony by John Steinbeck
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Horrible. Read it when I was 13, hated it, vowed never to read Steinbeck ever again!