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	Star Wars: Episodes I and II [DVD] Buy used from: £11.98 Star Wars? I was a card-carrying fan-club member. New Hope? Digitally remastered? OK, I'll see it at the cinema. Prequels now? Excellent! But oh - OH NOOH! LUCAS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
	Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones [DVD] [2002] Buy new: £14.98 / Used from: £2.00 Comment as for choice #1 only with far, far dodgier acting and dialogue. Scores second place only due to slight redeeming feature of: lack of any direct mention of 'midichlorians.'
	Highlander 2 - The Quickening [DVD] [1991] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £2.32 Wow! Highlander was one of my favourite films, I can't WAIT to see the sequel....OH. FOR. HECK'S. SAKE. The Planet ZEIST? Has the world gone utterly MAD?
	Highlander 3 - The Sorceror [DVD] [1994] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £4.49 The pain has gone now and I find I can't remember much about the specific experience. It was pretty bad, I know that much, though.
	Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 6 DVD Collection [1998] Buy new: £54.79 / Used from: £13.50 Buffy, series 1-4 is the finest televison programme the world has ever seen. Enter youthful-demographic-attracting 'surprise' kid sister and rot begins to set in. Series 6 hits unwatchable low.
	Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Complete Season 7 [DVD] [1998] Buy new: £54.79 / Used from: £19.50 I continue to watch this rubbish as a labour of love for what had gone before. Very soon I come hate myself, the world and everything in it. 'Slayer potential' my big fat eye.
	The League Of Gentlemen - Series 3 (2002) [DVD] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.27 Series 1 and 2 - wonderful! sublime! Series 3 - IT NEVER HAPPENED and I NEVER SAW IT EVEN IF IT DID. That's what I tell myself when I wake up in the night, screaming with horror, anyway...
	A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD] Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.69 Not a sequel, but undoubtedly the very worst, awful-est thing I have ever experienced that purports to be 'entertainment.' Counts in list as I now can't watch any Mr Speilberg's made as a result
	Batman: Year 2: Year Two - Fear the Reaper by Mike W. Barr Buy used from: £3.27 Batman Year One - great, sterling stuff, standard, very enthuiastic response to it. Batman Year Two? Hack-written, shamelessly dire ill-considered cash-in. Anyone want to buy my copy?
	Return to Wuthering Heights by Anna L'Estrange Buy used from: £0.01 I swear, I haven't actually READ it, and OK the subject isn't quite right, but I wanted to round the list off at ten. I mean, come ON. What were they THINKING?