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Every Last Cent (A Lovejoy novel)Every Last Cent (A Lovejoy novel) by Jonathan Gash
Buy used from: £19.99
Jonathan Gash. I love that Jonathan stuck GASH in massive letters on his book. 'I am not ashamed.'
Suleyman the Magnificent and His Age: Ottoman Empire in the Early Modern WorldSuleyman the Magnificent and His Age: Ottoman Empire in the Early Modern World by Christine Woodhead
Metin Kunt. Say it out loud. In the voice of a lady robot.
Jesus Spoke Hebrew: Busing the "Aramaic" MythJesus Spoke Hebrew: Busing the "Aramaic" Myth by Brent Minge
Brent Minge. Warning: There's a lot of front bottoms in this list.
Straight from the Horse's Mouth: The Orkney Herald 1950-1961 - The Paper and Its PeopleStraight from the Horse's Mouth: The Orkney Herald 1950-1961 - The Paper and Its People by Kim Twatt
Buy new: £10.99 / Used from: £5.50
Kim Twatt. Ha. Another win for the ladies.
Chemistry: SGChemistry: SG by Norman Conquest
Buy new: £15.99 / Used from: £14.79
Norman Conquest. Imagine the sniggers at school. BTW: Neilo Winton has emailed in with - 'he taught my partner Chemistry at Perth Academy and his dog was called HASTING.'
Arabische Kultur und Islam im Mittelalter: Ausgewählte SchriftenArabische Kultur und Islam im Mittelalter: Ausgewählte Schriften by Johann Fück
Johann Fück!?! Hopefully married to Ivana Fück.
Hitler and the Holocaust: The Hidden StoryHitler and the Holocaust: The Hidden Story by Martin Wank
Buy new: £23.00 / Used from: £27.76
Markin Wank. Possibly the classic Amazon 'funny name' author. A couple of amusing reviews too.
Roman Political Institutions (History of Civilization)Roman Political Institutions (History of Civilization) by Leon Homo
Buy new: £135.00 / Used from: £135.12
Let's hope Leon Homo didn't go to school in the UK.
Wave Mechanics Applied to Semiconductor HeterostructuresWave Mechanics Applied to Semiconductor Heterostructures by Gerald Bastard
Gerald Bastard. Let's say that again. Gerald Bastard. No one would mess with you with a name like that.
Guidelines: A Cross-Cultural Reading/Writing TextGuidelines: A Cross-Cultural Reading/Writing Text by Ruth Spack
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Ruth Spack. We're saying nothing.
Luga BarabyLuga Baraby by T. A Vagina
T.A. Vagina. Sounds more like a Hackney council re-make of the A-Team. I pity the fool.
Bakhtin and Religion: A Feeling for Faith (Rethinking Theory)Bakhtin and Religion: A Feeling for Faith (Rethinking Theory)
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Susan Felch. Ha ha ha ha. That's you that is.
In Search of Personal Welfare: A View of Ancient Chinese Religion (SUNY Series in Chinese Philosophy and Culture)In Search of Personal Welfare: A View of Ancient Chinese Religion (SUNY Series in Chinese Philosophy and Culture) by Mu-chou Poo
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Mu-chou Poo. Another best said out loud.
Rural Growth in Western States: Economic Development and Environmental ProtectionRural Growth in Western States: Economic Development and Environmental Protection by William Paul Wanker
William P. Wanker. A pretender to the Martin Wank throne. Is longer better? (Insert crap penis pun here)
La science amusanteLa science amusante by Tom Tit
Buy used from: £165.29
Tom Tit. Short. Effective. Wonderful. (If I ever write a book I'm changing our name to Terry Twunt. Just to make you click.)
Unbelievable But TrueUnbelievable But True by Clarence Muff
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How posh do you reckon Clarence Muff is? That's a comedy toffs name I reckon.
Emmeken: Ik ben sduuels amie: Neerslag van een onderzoek naar het heksenprofiel van rond 1500 en van het speuren naar onderdelen daarvan in het drama Marieke van Nieumeghen (Tekst en fijd)Emmeken: Ik ben sduuels amie: Neerslag van een onderzoek naar het heksenprofiel van rond 1500 en van het speuren naar onderdelen daarvan in het drama Marieke van Nieumeghen (Tekst en fijd) by Frans W Krap
Franz W Krap. All rather unfortunate really.
Designed by Architects in the 1980sDesigned by Architects in the 1980s by Juli Capella
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Quim Larrea. When will it stop?
Le sens de labsurde dans loeuvre dEvelyn WaughLe sens de labsurde dans loeuvre dEvelyn Waugh by Yvon Tosser
Yvon Tosser. Genius. Simply genius.
"Gardeners' World" Through the Years"Gardeners' World" Through the Years by Gay Search
Buy new: £17.00 / Used from: £0.01
Oh to be named Gay Search. We'd spend all day looking at our drivers licence and giggling.
Vekhi - LandmarksVekhi - Landmarks by Nikolei Berdiaev
Buy new: £79.50 / Used from: £81.17
Frank Semen. Er.. To be Frank this list is Semen ridiculous. BTW: You have to click through to find his name. Now that's interaction.
The Tables Have Turned: A Street Guide to Guerrilla LawfareThe Tables Have Turned: A Street Guide to Guerrilla Lawfare by Kwami K. Kwami
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Spunk Ichiban. What were the parents thinking?
Super Naturalism of New EnglandSuper Naturalism of New England by John Greenleaf Shittier
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John Greenleaf Sh*ttier. This name is so rude it actually trips up the Amazon profanity filter!
Nova tekstualnost: Ogledi o srpskoj prozi postmodernog dobaNova tekstualnost: Ogledi o srpskoj prozi postmodernog doba by Aleksandar Jerkov
Aleksandar Jerkov. Sounds like a punchline to some rubbish joke.
Trauma and Ethics in the Novels of Graham SwiftTrauma and Ethics in the Novels of Graham Swift by Stef Craps
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Stef Craps. BTW: It's only 25 per list , no room for Jessie Wee, Pamela Balls and (ho ho) John Thomas. Comments? Send via http://b3ta.com/mailus Forward using http://snipurl.com/martin_wank_and_co