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Embarrassing Fictonal Crushes
Strong Poison (A Lord Peter Wimsey Mystery)Strong Poison (A Lord Peter Wimsey Mystery) by Dorothy L Sayers
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I still haven't really got over the fact that urbane, sensitive, witty, cultured, ironic, diffident, compassionate, talkative Lord Peter Wimsey is not a real person.
Pride and Prejudice (Collector's Library)Pride and Prejudice (Collector's Library) by Jane Austen
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And neither is haughty, intelligent, dark, restrained Mr Darcy...
Gone with the WindGone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
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...nor suave, sarcastic, ruthless Rhett Butler (who, by the way, set the trend for fictional male totty to "move with feline grace").
Scarlet PimpernelScarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
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Another blonde, foppish English aristocrat that I just can't get enough of.
Jane Eyre (Oxford World's Classics)Jane Eyre (Oxford World's Classics) by Charlotte Brontë
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Good old Mr Rochester - brutish, joli-laid, brooding, passionate. He surely must have been Charlotte Bronte's fantasy crush?
The Lord of the Rings (3 Book Box set)The Lord of the Rings (3 Book Box set) by J.R.R. Tolkien
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A hard battle between Legolas and Aragorn... but I'm leaning towards Aragorn. Even more embarrassing, or maybe just plain odd, is that in the film version I found the hobbit Sam strangely attractive.
Jamaica InnJamaica Inn by Daphne Du Maurier
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Well, you gotta have a no-good bit-of-rough in there, and why not Jem from Jamaica Inn? A womanising horse thief who abandons you on your first date - bring it on! We girls are weird.
Lady Chatterley's LoverLady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence
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No comments. No, seriously - no comments.
North and South (Norton Critical Editions)North and South (Norton Critical Editions) by E Gaskell
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Mr Thornton - a surprise entry courtesy of Richard Armitage in the BBC adaption, scowling sexily under his hat brim and generally giving Darcy a fight for his money.