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10 books I always leave lying around when we have visitors
An Egyptian Hieroglyphic Reading Book for BeginnersAn Egyptian Hieroglyphic Reading Book for Beginners by Sir E. A. Wallis Budge
Buy used from: £4.99
Better than the 'How to read...' type of manual, because it's in hieroglyphics and suggests you've already made considerable progress.
Annotations to "Finnegans Wake"Annotations to "Finnegans Wake" by Professor Roland McHugh
Buy used from: £24.99
Lots of people leave 'Finnegans Wake' lying around and it doesn't fool anyone - but the even bigger annotations may at least plant a suspicion amongst your friends that you're actually reading it.
Reading Japanese Financial NewspapersReading Japanese Financial Newspapers by Association for Japanese Language Teaching
Buy used from: £80.09
Speaks for itself: the worlds of international high finance and the exotic Orient merge to create an aura of success and inscrutability. Mostly in Japanese.
Ethics (Oxford Philosophical Texts)Ethics (Oxford Philosophical Texts) by B. de Spinoza
Buy new: £18.99 / Used from: £6.74
Difficult stuff from the lens-grinder of Amsterdam.
Introduction to Classical NahuatlIntroduction to Classical Nahuatl by J. Richard Andrews
Buy new: £48.93 / Used from: £66.32
Talking Nahuatl to the Old Aztecs on Popacatapetl - that takes some botl!
European Literature and the Latin Middle Ages: (With a new epilogue by Peter Godman) (Bollingen Series (General))European Literature and the Latin Middle Ages: (With a new epilogue by Peter Godman) (Bollingen Series (General)) by Ernst Robert Curtius
Buy new: £26.05 / Used from: £31.97
Strongly implies to the gullible and/or unwary that you a) read literature, and b) read it in Latin.
The IliadThe Iliad by Homer
Buy new: £8.06 / Used from: £2.13
The ultimate translation of the archetypal work of ancient literature. Make sure you poo-poo all other translations before and since if challenged.
The Glass Bead Game (Vintage Classics)The Glass Bead Game (Vintage Classics) by Hermann Hesse
Buy new: £6.69 / Used from: £3.86
Actually anything by Hesse will do, but this one's heftier than most of his others.
"The Two Noble Kinsmen" (Arden Shakespeare: Third)"The Two Noble Kinsmen" (Arden Shakespeare: Third) by William Shakespeare
Buy used from: £0.99
One of Shakespeare's last plays - he co-wrote it with Fletcher and it wasn't even attributed to him till relatively recently. Breaks the ice at parties.
Learning to Look at PaintingsLearning to Look at Paintings by Mary Acton
Buy used from: £9.00
Speaks louder than a dozen large-format books of famous artists' works. A great little book! And even better, it's bright green!!