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The Good and bad some of whom I've met some not
No Room for SecretsNo Room for Secrets by Joanna Lumley
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Lovely lady, Very sexy (Purrrrdey ah) Was in a bar in her company once, every man in there over 30 was fawning over her including me. Top lady though.
Prezza: My Story: Pulling No PunchesPrezza: My Story: Pulling No Punches by John Prescott
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A truly awful person. Early morning briefings with him consisted of looking at him in a big yellow chair, shirt half undone, stuffing his face with cereal and swearing at junior advisors. Classy
David Attenborough: Life on AirDavid Attenborough: Life on Air by Sir David Attenborough
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Never met him though heard good things about him. Great Controller of the beeb in his day and what a contribution to our knowledge base
Playing with FirePlaying with Fire by Nigel Havers
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Nigel Havers-an odious individual. Switches from smarmy to pure hatred of humanity when the cameras are off. Don't know anyone who likes him.
Under No IllusionUnder No Illusion by Paul Daniels
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Paul Daniels knows he's a **** and doesn't give a stuff. Devoid of ego you can say anything to him and he gives it back, strangely likeable despite his image.
Peter Kay's Special Kay [DVD] [2008]Peter Kay's Special Kay [DVD] [2008] by Peter Kay
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If only the fan base who follow him all over the country knew. Oh boy!
Blair Sings AstaireBlair Sings Astaire by Lionel Blair and the Jive Aces
Lionel Blair-never met someone so easily irritated. I'm sure he threatened to punch me in the face once. I like him. Should make a fly on the wall doc on him, he's unintentionally hilarious
High Times: Singles 1992-2006: (Piano/ Vocal/ Guitar) (Pvg)High Times: Singles 1992-2006: (Piano/ Vocal/ Guitar) (Pvg)
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Jay Kay-Never met him myself but heard enough about what a pr**k he is to dislike him anyway
I Write What I LikeI Write What I Like by Steve Biko
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Great man; read the book
Mustn't GrumbleMustn't Grumble by Terry Wogan
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As tight as a nun's f***y in a desert
The Age of ConsentThe Age of Consent by George Monbiot
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George Monbiot, top bloke very clever and affable. Persona non grata in half a dozen countries, and convicted of death in absentia in Indonesia. Could have been PM in another life.
FollyFolly by Alan Titchmarsh
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Rather arrogant considering he's a gardener. Heard he's even worse these days. Another one at odds with his public image.
StrangelandStrangeland by Tracey Emin
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Really something likeable about her despite her being her. I like her, hope she hasn't changed except in increased levels of happiness
One Woman : The Ultimate CollectionOne Woman : The Ultimate Collection by Diana Ross
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Another real b***h who I have had the displeasure to meet.
Europe in the PinkEurope in the Pink by Peter Tatchell
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Peter Tatchell. Fearlessly principled. In another life he would be storming German machine gun nests unarmed and single handed. Top man.
Greatest HitsGreatest Hits by Thompson Twins
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I know they're long gone but can't forget them thinking they were the bees knees and them and their crew getting spanked backstage for calling a group from Liverpool 'a bunch of sh***y Northerners'
Peter Cushing: an AutobiographyPeter Cushing: an Autobiography by Peter Cushing
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A real gentleman. Very polite and nicer than Christopher Lee. Great films too.
"Deal or No Deal""Deal or No Deal" by Noel Edmonds
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This ones for my girlfriend as she's from Morecambe. Just ask anyone from Morecambe what they think of him.
Bedazzled [DVD] [2000]Bedazzled [DVD] [2000]
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Liz Hurley. Met her once, thought I wouldn't like her but did. That's prejudice for you. Great looking as well, pity I wasn't a foppish posh git.
Hugh Grant: The Unauthorised BiographyHugh Grant: The Unauthorised Biography by Jody Tresidder
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Bloody idiot this bloke. Him and Havers should shack up together
Godin par Godin (Côté cinéma)Godin par Godin (Côté cinéma) by Noël Godin
Love this guy, wish I had met him. He's a Belgian surrealist and anarchist who 'pies' public figures he considers too pompous like Bill Gates and Jean-Luc Godard.
On the MoveOn the Move by Bono
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Bono- Can't stand this guy and he makes Wogan look like a philanthropist. Hypocrite.
A Drink with Shane MacGowanA Drink with Shane MacGowan by Shane MacGowan
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A very, very clever and thoughtful guy. Another truely great Irish poet
Vinnie: The AutobiographyVinnie: The Autobiography by Vinnie Jones
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24 carat d**k who believes his own publicity. Luckily he doesn't get sarcasm, see first sentence for why.
Too Black, Too StrongToo Black, Too Strong by Benjamin Zephaniah
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Great guy all round and one of the greatest contemporary poets