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How Commuting can help you to cheat-read the Classics.
Vanity Fair (Penguin Classics)Vanity Fair (Penguin Classics) by William Thackeray
Buy new: £6.02 / Used from: £0.41
Take this - allegedly the longest book in the English Language...
Vanity Fair (Classic Fiction)Vanity Fair (Classic Fiction) by William Makepeace Thackeray
Buy new: £16.99 / Used from: £24.40
...Skillfully read to you by Jane Lapotaire in a mere 5 CD's! Time saved: 33 hours
War and Peace (Pocket Penguin Classics)War and Peace (Pocket Penguin Classics) by Leo Tolstoy
Buy new: £5.91 / Used from: £2.75
Or take this - the book you always promised you would read as a New Years Resolution. But is a tome at 1408 pages...
War and Peace: v. 1War and Peace: v. 1 by L.N. Tolstoy
Buy new: £45.00 / Used from: £66.01
...Condensed down to a mere(!!) 70hours on 55 CD's! Time saved: at least 50 hours (though you will get sooo bored of his voice by then that you'll start to speak like him!)
Don Quixote (Wordsworth Classics)Don Quixote (Wordsworth Classics) by Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Buy new: £1.99 / Used from: £0.01
That other long, essential classic. Europe's first modern novel, relatively short (800 pages), but difficult to read as is an old book..
Don QuixoteDon Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes
Buy used from: £14.99
...Shortened to a 5 cds. Time saved: 60 hours!
The Odyssey (Penguin Classics)The Odyssey (Penguin Classics) by Homer
Buy new: £5.97 / Used from: £0.93
Not long but the oldest novel of Europe & so difficult to read. Knowing its contents is therefore of merit...
The Odyssey (Radio Collection)The Odyssey (Radio Collection) by Homer
Buy new: £10.52 / Used from: £5.50
... This dramatisation renders the Odyssey simply & effectively. Though not 100% faithful, it is still a superior rendition.
Moby-Dick: Or, the Whale (Penguin Classics)Moby-Dick: Or, the Whale (Penguin Classics) by Herman Melville
Buy new: £5.96 / Used from: £3.21
Arguably the finest work in the English language, but difficult reading and long at 720 pages...
Moby Dick (Classic Fiction)Moby Dick (Classic Fiction) by Herman Melville
Buy new: £11.04 / Used from: £5.79
...Bill Bailey (not the comedian!) gives a grumpy yet gritty version of the story in a staggering 3 cds! Time saved: 55 hours.
The Lord of the Rings (3 Book Box set)The Lord of the Rings (3 Book Box set) by J.R.R. Tolkien
Buy new: £11.96 / Used from: £5.00
You may have read this but, if you haven't, then it is 1500 words, which are frequently abridged on film...
The Lord of the Rings: "The Fellowship of the Ring", "The Two Towers", "The Return of the King" (BBC Radio Collection)The Lord of the Rings: "The Fellowship of the Ring", "The Two Towers", "The Return of the King" (BBC Radio Collection) by J.R.R. Tolkien
Buy new: £37.64 / Used from: £183.46
... Chopped down to 12 CDs and 13.5 hours, with no abridgements. Time saved: over 100 hours!
Frankenstein: Or, the Modern Prometheus (Penguin Classics)Frankenstein: Or, the Modern Prometheus (Penguin Classics) by Mary Shelley
Buy new: £4.04 / Used from: £0.50
A treacle-like series of monologues, which will leave you despairing of mankind...
Frankenstein (Classic Fiction)Frankenstein (Classic Fiction) by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Buy new: £9.89 / Used from: £4.67
...Reduced to a semi-dramatised 3 hours of intriguing dialogue. Time saved: 25 hours.
The War of the WorldsThe War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells
Buy new: £4.37 / Used from: £0.30
A bleak yet worthwhile story of Martians invading Earth (not done justice by the film)...
The War of the Worlds (Classic Radio Sci-Fi)The War of the Worlds (Classic Radio Sci-Fi) by Wells H. G.
Buy new: £10.48 / Used from: £6.49
... Undoubtedly far superior in audio format (as Orson Welles proved...) Time saved: 15 hours.
Ulysses (Penguin Modern Classics)Ulysses (Penguin Modern Classics) by James Joyce
Buy new: £6.46 / Used from: £3.43
Hardcore,difficult book, but one which that is always pretentiously quoted by people who've read it (e.g. Neil Strauss "Style") Is 1040 pages btw...
Ulysses (Modern Classics)Ulysses (Modern Classics) by James Joyce
Buy new: £50.50 / Used from: £42.00
... Shortened to 30CD's in all AND (as a bonus) the narrative structure flows better in audio format (with the added explanatory value of Jim Norton and Mrs Riordan's voices'). Time saved: 70 hours!
Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman (Penguin Classics)Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman (Penguin Classics) by Thomas Hardy
Buy new: £4.99 / Used from: £0.01
A classic, but difficult to approach & can be quite melancholy...
Tess of the d'UrbervillesTess of the d'Urbervilles by Hardy Thomas
Buy new: £9.51 / Used from: £6.25
... Construed as 6 CD's, with wonderful narration by Eleanor Bron. Much shorter too - saves 40 hours!
The Last KingdomThe Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell
Buy used from: £0.01
The whole series of Bernard Cornwell books. Easy to read, but consumes lots of free time at 264 pages approx/ book and 7 books...
The Last KingdomThe Last Kingdom by Bernard Cornwell
Buy new: £9.73 / Used from: £6.00
... Transformed into 12 CD's of the very best in audio book tales. Saves only 10 hours a book, but this series is good either read OR heard.
NIV Pocket Bible: New International VersionNIV Pocket Bible: New International Version by International Bible Society
Buy new: £8.88 / Used from: £6.28
The Bible? On Audio book?? You bet! 1264 pages that are compulsory reading (as even Richard Dawkins admits...)
Inspired by the Bible Experience: The Complete BibleInspired by the Bible Experience: The Complete Bible by Various
Buy used from: £69.77
... Simplified to 80 CD's. Unfortunately no chapter numbers & lots of annoying music, but nothing's perfect! Time Saved: at least 25 hours.
Passing Time in the Loo: v.1: Vol 1 (Compact Classics)Passing Time in the Loo: v.1: Vol 1 (Compact Classics)
Buy new: £11.65 / Used from: £10.50
All in all, this list should save you 483 hours (followed faithfully! ;)). However, the inspiration for this list, will use your time far more efficiently in enabling you to blag the classics...