![]() | Debrett's People of Today 2003
Buy new: £119.00 / Used from: £43.34 This contains all my friends and acquaintances and the addresses to which to write.
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![]() | Whitaker's Almanack 2003: 135th Annual Edition. Standard Edition
Buy used from: £0.01 As well as being a general sea of information, it contains a list of closer friends (the peerage) though no addresses.
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![]() | Debrett's New Guide to Etiquette and Modern Manners by John Morgan
Buy used from: £14.00 Explains how a gentleman must behave. Gives a concise list of correct form too.
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![]() | The English Gentleman (Prion Humour Classics) by Douglas Sutherland
Buy new: £6.99 / Used from: £4.29 Although meant as a parody, a true gentleman must follow this strictly.
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![]() | The English Gentleman Abroad by Douglas Sutherland
Buy used from: £0.01 The same idea for our luxurious holidays. (The antiquated advertisements suggest gentlemanly institutions to frequent.)
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![]() | Noblesse Oblige (Oxford Language Classics)
Buy used from: £50.00 A study of my species. One can only laugh at the analysis of the non-U. (Do such people exist?)
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![]() | The Oxford Compendium of English: "Oxford Language Reference", "Oxford Quotations and Proverbs", "Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus". (Dictionary & Thesaurus)
Buy used from: £14.95 Just one of those things that everyone must have (normally to prove other people wrong).
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![]() | Fowler's Modern English Usage (3rd Revised Edition) by Henry W. Fowler
Buy used from: £6.99 As a member of the Queen's English Society, a gentleman must preserve correct usage and scorn those that do not.
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![]() | The King's English by Kingsley Amis
Buy new: £8.99 / Used from: £0.99 Amis's version is a little wittier, but gives more insight too into the true workings of a toff.
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![]() | BBC Pronouncing Dictionary of British Names
Buy used from: £6.99 There should be no embarrassment to pronounce words in true RP, in the old BBC manner. (This must be bought second hand, preferably signed.)
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![]() | Troublesome Words by Bill Bryson
Buy new: £6.99 / Used from: £3.00 This is a good abridgement of all the noted usage guides. It is always good to have secondary evidence (id est, with Fowler's).
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![]() | Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable by Room Adrian
Buy used from: £13.35 Another must-have. Highly interesting and useful. All those little things that everyone wants to know. Impress your friends at the club!
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![]() | The Superior Person's Book of Words by Peter Bowler
Buy used from: £0.01 These words must be learnt from memory and used as often as possible, for the sake of confusing inferiors (milkmen, postmen and the like).
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![]() | Cassell's Standard Latin Dictionary: Latin/English, English/Latin by D. P. Simpson
Buy used from: £6.62 A gentleman will have a good grasp of Latin, but may need a dictionary in order to include pithy latin phrases within the context of a pretentious letter.
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![]() | Vox Latina: A Guide to the Pronunciation of Classical Latin by W. Sidney Allen
Buy new: £14.44 / Used from: £15.25 Reading Latin is most important, and this books shows how to do that in the most academic way. Horace's Odes should be memorised and declaimed daily.
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![]() | Collins-Robert French Dictionary
Buy used from: £15.74 Of course, we gentlemen are fluent in the internationally aristocratic tongue. But we must keep in touch with the modern lingo. (A German Dictionary is needed too, in case they invade again.)
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![]() | The Cambridge Encyclopedia of the English Language by David Crystal
Buy used from: £17.50 This interests me greatly. Language is such a civilised invention.
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![]() | The Oxford Companion to English Literature by Margaret Drabble
Buy used from: £3.50 A gentleman has studied and read much of his country's finest books. This book should, however, brush up his memory.
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![]() | Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Collins classics) by William Shakespeare
Buy used from: £2.98 Just for show really and for use in the crossword (The Times of course). A more decorative separate version of each of the plays should also appear on the bookshelf.
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![]() | The Norton Anthology of Poetry
Buy used from: £10.00 The same idea for poetry. Perhaps it would be good to cite examples randomly to your wife at breakfast.
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![]() | Book of Ties by James Laver
I have memorised these so that I can recognise rivals and strike up conversation easily.
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![]() | A Well-dressed Gentleman's Pocket Guide by Oscar Lenius
Buy used from: £0.97 It is important to look like a true gentleman. This gives good tips on how to do this.
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![]() | "Times" Restaurant Guide 2002 by Jonathan Meades
Buy used from: £0.03 Which restaurant to frequent and not to frequent. Also lists some good clubs. (The Garrick and White's should be joined immediately.)
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![]() | The World Atlas of Wine by Hugh Johnson
Buy used from: £1.32 Which wines to choose at the above restaurant. A bottle should be consumed per day, hence developing genuine conoisseurship (sic).
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![]() | Passing Time in the Loo Volume 1 by Steven W. Anderson
Buy used from: £0.01 This is a brilliant book to be kept in one of the loos (not WCs or toilets) - probably the guest one.
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