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Top 10 Books Read by People On Buses Who Want to seem Clever
Sophie's World: A Novel About the History of PhilosophySophie's World: A Novel About the History of Philosophy by Jostein Gaarder
Buy new: £4.79 / Used from: £0.01
A clear winner in this competition. Any pseudo-intellectual wouldn't be seen dead without it. Apparently, it's about philosophy.
The Pilgrim's Progress (Oxford World's Classics)The Pilgrim's Progress (Oxford World's Classics) by John Bunyan
Buy used from: £0.59
Oh dear Lord, get it away from me. It's at least 3,000,000 pages long, and all of them are as interesting as each other.
Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Collins classics)Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Collins classics) by William Shakespeare
Buy used from: £2.98
No one ever actually reads The Complete Works, but almost everyone has bought it for 25p in Oxfam. Sadly, about 4 plays will get read in this anthology, whilst Cymbaline and others will never be.
The Riverside Chaucer, 3rd Ed.The Riverside Chaucer, 3rd Ed. by Geoffrey Chaucer
Buy used from: £6.20
As above - no one ever reads it, they just keep it around in case they pass a horse which needs to be clubbed to death with this enormous anthology. Exceptions are the students who must read it.
On the RoadOn the Road by Jack Kerouac
Buy new: £5.71 / Used from: £0.48
A favourite since the 1970s, although its place in the list is falling fast. Perhaps the book is becoming too mainstream?
Treasury of Polish Love: Poems, Quotations and Proverbs (Treasury of Love)Treasury of Polish Love: Poems, Quotations and Proverbs (Treasury of Love) by Miroslaw Lipinski
Buy new: £7.24 / Used from: £1.59
Not necessarily this book, but you know the sort I mean; the kind of thing you'd have to look really hard to find on the bottom shelf of the library's World Literature section.
The Mayor of Casterbridge: The Life and Death of a Man of Character (Penguin Classics)The Mayor of Casterbridge: The Life and Death of a Man of Character (Penguin Classics) by Thomas Hardy
Buy new: £5.14 / Used from: £0.01
It's always a favourite, except among people who've actually READ it, and know how unspeakably dull it actually is.
Languages of Tolkien's Middle-earthLanguages of Tolkien's Middle-earth by Ruth S. Noel
Buy used from: £0.01
Oh, YOU know these people. They've long since forgotten how to just simply read books and enjoy them.
Friedrich Nietzsche and the Politics of TransfigurationFriedrich Nietzsche and the Politics of Transfiguration by Tracy Strong
Buy new: £21.84 / Used from: £23.77
The man with the name that can't be written correctly continues to raise a person's assumed IQ by at least 15%
War and Peace (Wordsworth Classics)War and Peace (Wordsworth Classics) by L.N. Tolstoy
Buy new: £1.99 / Used from: £0.01
25 years ago, and this would have been number one. Sadly, it's now been relegated to the perifery of this dubious field.