The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes
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Average customer review:Product Description
The book you are holding in your hands is -- without doubt -- the sickest collection of sick jokes the world has ever seen. Sick jokes about religion; sick jokes about dead celebrities; sick jokes about injured babies; sick jokes about animals. And don't even get us started on the cartoons. Yes, there may be plenty of other joke books that claim to be 'sick' or 'bad taste' or -- worst of all -- 'politically incorrect'. But those joke books are frauds. The jokes in this book are so sick that the major book shops refused to stock it unless we wrapped it in plastic. So we did. Here's a slightly-censored taster! What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins after a house fire. What's black and blue and afraid of sex? The ***** in my *****. What's got three legs and goes woof? *****. What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. What's read and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. What's got one ball and ***** prostitutes? ***** Enjoy!
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #4554 in Books
- Published on: 2006-10-01
- Original language: English
- Binding: Paperback
- 192 pages
Editorial Reviews
About the Author
Rob Manuel is co-founder of the hugely popular b3ta.com and has provided animations and illustrations for a range of clients, including web and TV companies. His most recent commission was for the advertising campaign for Virgin trains. This was not his proudest moment.
Customer Reviews
Obscene, Vile and absolutely hilarious
As the the other reviewers have already said, this is not a book for the faint-hearted. Obscene, vile and absolutely hilarious - this is is the funniest and sickest joke book I have read. Fantastic.
Buy it and be disgusted with yourself for laughing so loudly.
Brilliant!
Poor
Every time I open this book, I get the following error message:
Database latency too high
Not happy.
This is the opposite of a knee-capping at the hands of the Taffia...
One month old and Amazon is already discounting this book - clearly a sign that this is destined to be an all time great.
Do not delay.
You cannot afford not to have this in your life.
Advisory Note: In 35 years time your Grandchildren will find this book in a box in your attic. You will be required to explain to a 7 year old why Aids can turn a fruit into a vegetable. You have been warned.





