Product Description

There are not many of us who have seen the Iron Lady with her legs spread wide. We here at the gadgetshop are about to change that fact. Brace yourselves, gentlemen. Maggie is not a lady to be messed with. Not only does she have an iron fist but thighs of steel. With all the blue blood her nut cracking capabilities should not be shrugged at and she is sure to make easy work of even the strongest nuts. So for those of you who dream of having your nuts crushed between the thighs of a powerful woman, your fantasies are about to be fulfilled. Just pop your nuts up Maggie's skirt and she'll give 'em a good squeeze. Bliss.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1010 in Kitchen & Housewares
• Brand: Bluw
• Dimensions: 84.65" h x 4.33" w x 17.72" l,

Customer Reviews

The Iron Lady
I bought these nutcrackers for my Tory-boy husband for Christmas and he says it's his favourite gift ever! The only slight problem is that the crackers don't feel that sturdy. They've yet to break but they're made of plastic and don't feel like they can take too much strain.

Its a hit
Don't know whether it actually functions as a nut cracker, but very humorous and well received by my father. A decent price too.