Product Description

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple! More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1123 in Books
• Published on: 2009-02-05
• Original language: English
• Binding: Paperback
• 288 pages

Review
Praise for '!startled by his furry shorts!' 'It's an excellent book and I'm dying to know what happens next.' Sugar Praise for '!then he ate my boy entrancers.': "You'll be falling about laughing at this.' Mizz 'The only snag about taking this on holiday is that it won't last long: it will be consumed without a break except for the snorting noises. But it can always be passed on to parents by any youngster who can stand the sound of Vati's and Mutti's snorts, or dipped into repeatedly because every line is vair vair funny.' Sunday Times Praise for '!startled by his furry shorts.': 'It's an excellent book and I'm dying to know what happens next.' Sugar Praise for '!and that's when it fell off in my hand.': 'Readers will find themselves laughing uncontrollably until their sides hurt, and won't be able to put the book down.' Sunday Times 'Hilarious! [Louise Rennison] is queen of the pink-book pack.' The Times Praise for 'Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging': 'Bridget Jones for teenagers -- but funnier. Expect Potter-esque queues for the sequel.' Sunday Telegraph

About the Author
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.

Excerpted from "Stop in the Name of Pants!" (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson) by Louise Rennison. Copyright © 2008. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
A Note from Georgia:

Dear chums, chumettes and, er... chummly wummlies,
I write to you from my bed of pain. Once again I have exhausted myself with creativosity writing `Stop in the Name of Pants!' I am having to lie down with a cup of tea and a Curly Wurly. But that is how vair vair much I care about you all, my little pallies. I am a fool to myself, I know.
I ask only one thing in return and that is this. All of you must dance the Viking disco hornpipe extravaganza in classrooms and recreation facilities throughout the world. It doesn't matter if there are only two or three of you, just stand up proudly, get your horns and paddles out (oo-er) and dance!!!
Loads and loads of deep luuurve,

Georgia
Xxx

P.S. Some of you don't know what the Viking disco hornpipe extravaganze is, do you?

P.P.S. Please don't tell me you don't know what that Vikings had discos.

P.P.P.S. Or that they shouted "Hooooorrrn!!!"

P.P.P.P.S. For those of you who haven't bothered to keep up with my diaries because you are TOO BUSY, I have put instructions for the dance at the back near the glossary.

P.P.P.P.P.S. What have you been TOO BUSY doing?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I suppose you have been TOO BUSY to even know what the having-the-hump scale is as well.

P(x7).S. So I have included that at the back too. My so-called friend Jas (who has the hump pretty much all of the time) would be at number four with you by now (cold-shoulderosity work).

P(x8).S. I really luuurve you and do not mind that you are lazy minxes. That is your special charm. Pip pip. x

Customer Reviews

'Stop in the Name of Pants!' review
This book is really funny. Louise Rennison continues to make readers laugh in this book. Georgia Nicolson a teenager in need for love is desperate to settle things out between the two boys that she is inlove with: the 'lurve god' and Dave the Laugh. It is hysterical and i definately recomend it for girls aged 13-16!

The Italian Stallion or Dave the Laugh?
'Stop In the Name of Pants' is, in my opinion, funnier than the last volume in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson.

This time, Georgia isn't choosing between Robbie & Masimo, but rather Masimo & Dave. She has all the usual mishaps and embarrassing moments, as well as a few impromptu serious ones.

Fans of the series won't be disppointed with this book, and I look forward to the tenth installment!

Hmmm...
I am a long time fan of Georgia Nicolson and have just read the newest installment. It might be just me growing out of the series (which I doubt because these books seem to be aimed at my age group) but I really felt as though nothing really happened in the book. Nothing in it grabbed my attention or pulled me in and i think that perhaps Louise Rennison is getting a tad lazy because of the series' growing popularity.
By Nicole, aged 15.