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Quality of Life Enhancement Device list
Belkin SurgeMaster, 4-Way, 1m CableBelkin SurgeMaster, 4-Way, 1m Cable
Buy new: £7.63
Have all your appliances plugged in at the same time. Cheap and cheerful; be sure to check out the ones with phone and modem protection etc as well as surge protection.
Viners Cookware 2 Piece Colander SetViners Cookware 2 Piece Colander Set
Never again be scalded trying to drain pasta with the pan lid. A sieve is a good substitute and will do a much better job of draining rice.
Dirt Devil DD062 rechargable hand held vacuumDirt Devil DD062 rechargable hand held vacuum
Makes your dustpan and brush redundant. Cleansh up shpilt drinksh too.
Oak Hall ButlerOak Hall Butler
Your coats, keys, bags and stuff stay just where you left them. Tidy!
Remote control cageRemote control cage
If you can't find them you can't channel hop with them. Alternatively, why don't you just switch off the television set and go out and do something less boring instead?
Brabantia Pedal Bin, 20litre with Food Trap, Brilliant SteelBrabantia Pedal Bin, 20litre with Food Trap, Brilliant Steel
Buy new: £36.97
Use your head by using your feet to keep both hands free to feed the bin.
2 Laundry Hampers2 Laundry Hampers
One for coloureds and one for whites. Keep your significant other happy.
Bodum 1864 Shin Cha Tea Press Teapot 1.0ltBodum 1864 Shin Cha Tea Press Teapot 1.0lt
The right strength, never stewed and at least three mugs worth. Perfect.
Chrome Plated Folding Steps - 3 StepsChrome Plated Folding Steps - 3 Steps
Do you teeter on a rickety chair when changing light bulbs? Not any more. Careful now.
Xantrex Xpower PowerPack 300plus Portable AC power supplyXantrex Xpower PowerPack 300plus Portable AC power supply
Keep one of these in the boot of your old banger for when the battery fails or the tyres need inflating. In the dark. I speak from experience.
Sony Ericsson W800i - Vodafone - Pay As You Go Walkman Phone - Free Weekends Offer*Sony Ericsson W800i - Vodafone - Pay As You Go Walkman Phone - Free Weekends Offer*
Phone, PDA, RDS FM radio, stills camera, video camera, MP3 player, web browser, games console, etc. Blimey! Talk about multi-function.
Shed AnthemsShed Anthems by MJ Hibbett & The Validators
Buy used from: £3.44
From the creator of the Quality of Life Enhancement Device concept.
The Milk and Baubles EpThe Milk and Baubles Ep by MJ Hibbett & The Validators
Buy used from: £9.99
Another offering from the creator of the Quality of Life Enhancement Device concept.
Pointless Walks to Dismal PlacesPointless Walks to Dismal Places by Prolapse
Buy used from: £7.50
Percussion by Validator Tim Pattison.
Ghosts of Dead AeroplanesGhosts of Dead Aeroplanes by Prolapse
Buy new: £8.79 / Used from: £0.40
Percussion by Mr Pattison on this, too.
BacksaturdayBacksaturday by Prolapse
Buy used from: £5.49
And on this.
Why Are You Ep [7" VINYL]Why Are You Ep [7" VINYL] by Frankie Machine
Wonderful music from one of Hibbett's Validators, I believe, and Artists Against Success anti-label stable mate.
Man Car PlaneMan Car Plane by Frightened Prisoners of The...
Buy used from: £6.94
More goodness from Artists Against Success.
Be a CelebrityBe a Celebrity by Pala
Another great Artists Against Success (AAS) release.
Rabbit ThemesRabbit Themes by Johnny Domino
Buy new: £8.79 / Used from: £6.00
You lucky people! More fabulous AAS music.
The Giraffe AlbumThe Giraffe Album by The Chemistry Experiment
Buy used from: £7.20
Yet more smashing tunes from the AAS catalogue.
JVC UX-HB4 DAB MICRO SYSTEMJVC UX-HB4 DAB MICRO SYSTEM
And something on which to listen to them. This one has a DAB radio, which is nice.
Roberts RD6  RadioRoberts RD6 Radio
You might also hear Hibbett's occasional BBC 6music live appearances on this. Another QOLED, by the way.