Product Description

The latest volume in the glorious beastiary 'Flanimals' features the prolific class of flying, crawling invertebrates collectively known as Blugs.

The endless variety of Movs, Bants and Zubs. The metamorphis from Monk Worm to Frag Drier. And the evil incarnate that is the Bletchling.

Compulsive bed-time reading for children and disturbed adults alike.

Night, night. And mind the Blugs don't bite.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #38293 in Books
• Published on: 2007-10-04
• Binding: Hardcover
• 64 pages

Synopsis
The latest volume in the glorious bestiary "Flanimals" features the prolific class of flying, crawling invertebrates collectively known as Blugs - The endless variety of Movs, Bants and Zubs. The metamorphosis from Monk Worm to Frag Drier, and the evil incarnate that is the Bletchling. The book is a compulsive bed-time reading for children and disturbed adults alike - Night, night - And mind the Blugs don't bite.

Customer Reviews

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(buy Flanimals...it's good)

Militant atheist propaganda.
This book contains phrases such as "there is no [God]" and a narrative in which some of the Flanimals are disabused of their faith through the teaching of the Theory of Evolution.
Gervais has obviously fallen for the laughable militant Atheist lie that Christians don't 'believe' in Evolution or that a detailed Knowledge of Evolutionary theory and faith in God are mutually exclusive. Anyone who believes this blatant untruth should read 'The Language of God' by Francis Collins (the Head of 'The Human Genome Project' and a devout Anglican) you may also be interested in a book called 'There is a God' by Philosopher Anthony Flew, a man once described as "the worlds most notorious Atheist".As both books articulate why such assertions are false.
Christian parents have a right to know what the true nature of these books is and that Ricky Gervais has described 'Flanimals' as "Atheist books". If Gervais has fallen hard for the intolerent illiberal anti-religious rhetoric of militant atheist polemicist Richard Dawkins that is a private matter for him and not for OTHER PEOPLES kids; such propaganda has no place in childrens books! So if you want your kids brainwashed by a third-rate Dawkins parrot then this is the crude tripe for you!
Lets leave the last word to the late Harvard scientist and world renowned evolutionary theorist Steven Jay Gould:

"Either half of my colleagues are enormously stupid or else the science of Darwinism is fully compatible with conventional religious beliefs - and equally compatible with atheism."

Quotation from 'Impeaching a self appointed judge' Scientific American 267, No.1 (1992).

Another belter
It's a great shame if the Flanimals books get lumped in with the current fad for celebrity-created children's books. Gervais and Steen have really gone from strength to strength with the first three books and "Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling" doesn't disappoint.

In this fourth book we meet yet more mind-boggling Flanimals, but best of all we finally meet the repulsive Bletchling...and boy do we meet a lot of them! Epic battles ensue, Flans unite, much goo is squirted, and, having said all that, surprisingly there are actually some rather touching moments.

One of my favourite things about the Flanimals books is that once you've read them the first time you can go back again and again and still be spotting new things you didn't notice before, tucked away in Steen's amazingly detailed artwork. I see there's also a special Christmas box set coming up - I'm hoping to get one in my stocking this year.