Listmania!
A petty retort to Channel 4's 100 greatest albums.
What's The Matter Boy?What's The Matter Boy? by Vic Godard
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Vic Godard sacks the Subway Scet on Bernie Rhode's orders and inadvertently revives skiffle. Bernie speeds up the master to make it sound more 'punk'.
Crazy RhythmsCrazy Rhythms by The Feelies
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Four geeks from New Jersey make a record that sounds like the Velvet Underground with Angus MacLise on drums.
Harmony and SinglesHarmony and Singles by The Wake
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Inspired by New Order this mini-album debut found The Wake leap-frogging their masters with ease.
The Guilded Palace Of Sin & Burritos DeluxeThe Guilded Palace Of Sin & Burritos Deluxe by The Flying Burrito Brothers
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Gram Parsons' and Chris Hillman combine forces to inspire a generation (a two-edged sword) with their 'cosmic American music' on the debut Guilded Palace of Sin.
The Modern LoversThe Modern Lovers by The Modern Lovers
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A Brill Building Velvet Underground - the 50s meets the avant garde. For the full story listen to "Jonathan Jonathan" by the Rockingbirds, which brings me to...
Whatever Happened to the RockingbirdsWhatever Happened to the Rockingbirds by Rockingbirds
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I actually wanted to include the debut but it's unavailable, so this is a neat substitute. Camden Town meets Hank Williams and much reverie ensues.
Sketches of SpainSketches of Spain by Miles Davis
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The absence of Miles Davis in the Channel 4 100 is indicative of the redundancy of such lists. Get rid of all the Beatles albums and replace with MD albums.
ThirstThirst by Clock DVA
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This could fall under the lazy moniker of 'post punk' if it weren't so scary. Dark, claustrophobic and downright weird this prefigures the likes of Massive Attack's Mezzanine.
Waiting for a MiracleWaiting for a Miracle by Comsat Angels
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As one smart Amazon reviewer notes "the best album I ever heard". So good I've got three copies.
The Village Green Preservation SocietyThe Village Green Preservation Society by The Kinks
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No this is NOT Parklife! How lazy can people get? Once again replace all the Beatles albums with the Kinks and I'm happy.
Diceman LopezDiceman Lopez by OBI
Buy new: £7.64 / Used from: £0.48
So Parachutes by Coldplay is one of the twenty best albums of all time. Try this for size - better tunes, better arrangements, better words - in short better than Coldplay by miles.
Grotesque (After The Gramme)Grotesque (After The Gramme) by The Fall
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No Fall records in the top 100. What is the world coming to? Not that it's likely to put Mr Smith off his stride. You lazy so and so's.
You Can't Hide Your Love ForeverYou Can't Hide Your Love Forever by Orange Juice
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Camp - yes. Fey - yes. Punk rock - you bet! The Velvet Underground meet Chic, play on the swings and swig orangeade.
Beyond the SunBeyond the Sun by Billy MacKenzie
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Billy MacKenzie's last great masterpiece. Bonkers and beautiful.
CutCut by The Slits
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Mad, bad and dangerous. Not many feminists in that Channel 4 list were there?
Chairs MissingChairs Missing by Wire
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These are getting a bit obvious now - aren't they? Well if they would then at least three Wire albums would have been in that list.
Another Music in a Different KitchenAnother Music in a Different Kitchen by Buzzcocks
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More than simple pop-punk the Buzzcocks were, arguably, the first band to marry punk sensibilities with dance beats on Moving away from the Pulsebeat.
Comforts of MadnessComforts of Madness by Pale Saints
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This could have been in the top 20 but instead we got the overly long, flabby 'space rock' of Urban Hymns. Just goes to show how redundant...I'm repeating myself.
Radio DaysRadio Days by Various
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Yes I know it's a film soundtrack but it's still far superior to Parachutes.
Forever Breathes the Lonely WordForever Breathes the Lonely Word by Felt
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The other paranoid album made by people from Birmingham. Or should it be mad as a mongoose? No, not Lawrence, the people who didn't vote for this meisterwerk (that includes me).
Liberty Belle and the Black Diamond ExpressLiberty Belle and the Black Diamond Express by Go-Betweens
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The Smiths if they had been born in Brisbane....but more consistent.
CalentureCalenture by Triffids
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Named after a sailor's delirium one of the Triffids greatest.
GiantGiant by Woodentops
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Prefiguring baggy by about 3 years the Woodentops were misunderstood and criminally ignored.
A Scandal in BohemiaA Scandal in Bohemia by Jazz Butcher
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Big in Northampton and the environs. He's still out there and still great. Southern Mark Smith is sheer genius.
Skylarking: RemasteredSkylarking: Remastered by XTC
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What! No XTC? As I said these lists are studpid.