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Worst tunes and albums of the past 2 years
Tissues and IssuesTissues and Issues by Charlotte Church
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £0.10
Chavvish, trollop, does sh*te songs and speaks with that annoying Cardiff accent! Need I say more?
That's My GoalThat's My Goal by Shayne Ward
Buy used from: £0.01
Manc native X-Factor "winner" with a song that makes me shivver
Star to FallStar to Fall by Cabin Crew
Buy used from: £1.50
This tune is far to overplayed and is too cheesy and pop-orientated for my liking and is aimed at chavs!
Axel FAxel F by Crazy Frog
Buy used from: £0.01
When I heard this I thought WTF is this crap!?! I used to like the Crazy Frog before it got too much commerical acclaim and this crappy tune really does my head in
LonelyLonely by Akon
Buy used from: £0.49
For those who don't know, this song contains the chimpmuked lyrics "lonely i'm so lonley". This is still overplayed and the song overall does absolutley nothing for me :(
No PromisesNo Promises by Shayne Ward
Buy used from: £0.45
No Promises this will be the last from that douche bag from crappy X-Factor!
It's Chico TimeIt's Chico Time by Chico
Buy used from: £0.98
This has gotta be one of the worst songs (and the video to it too) of 2006! Far too cheesy and is predomanitley aimed at 5 and 6 year old kids! (IMHO)
Piece by PiecePiece by Piece by Katie Melua
Buy new: £6.68 / Used from: £0.65
Boring, dull and probably 'slash your wrist' music by some sad bint who can't do propper music!
ManchesterManchester by The Beautiful South
Buy used from: £3.75
Hull based group doing a song about my native city, sadly it still featues on this list as i've heard it and is too cheesy! (thank god it's faded into pure obscurity!)
Hung Up [CD 1]Hung Up [CD 1] by Madonna
Buy used from: £0.01
Not really all that struck on this song, it samples an old ABBA song and overall it's too dull for me (I like "Sorry" though)
Never Forget: The Ultimate CollectionNever Forget: The Ultimate Collection by Take That
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £3.12
WHY!?! Take That reuniting has gotta be one of my worst nightmares as I hated them first time round and this album is apparently the same as the one released in 1996 (with a few new crappy ones added)
G4G4 by G4
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.48
Runners up of the 2004 X-Factor on ITV1 and as much as I hate G4 and manufactured pop groups I also find opera boring and depressing!
Who Am IWho Am I by Will Young
Buy used from: £3.50
Great Blue Peter impersonation for your video. Shame your so-called songs are 101% b0ll0x!
Now That's What I Call Music! Vol 61Now That's What I Call Music! Vol 61 by Various Artists
Buy used from: £0.64
This has gotta be one of the worst compilation albums in existance! While a few songs are ok it features that Crazy Frog, welsh bint Charlotte Church and others that are downright cheesy or dull!
Crazy Chick [CD 2]Crazy Chick [CD 2] by Charlotte Church
Buy used from: £0.01
Don't u mean "Stupid Cow"? F off and go back to what you do best ya stupid slapper!
What Will the Neighbours Say?What Will the Neighbours Say? by Girls Aloud
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £0.68
What Will The Neighbours Say? That Girls Aloud are five slappers (and one of them is a convict) with crap music, thats what!
ChemistryChemistry by Girls Aloud
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £0.01
One convict, one scally bird from Runcorn and all of them are sluts with more claptrap!
I Don't Feel Like Dancin' CD1I Don't Feel Like Dancin' CD1 by Scissor Sisters
Buy used from: £0.70
Ana Matronic is pretty fit, too bad she's in some gay pop group and this has got to be one of the most cheesiest songs of 2006 so far! I Don't Feel Like Dancing to crap like this!