#1 with a bullet (don't worry, Fall Out Boy are further down this list). Vomit-inducingly bad and not even a suggestion of originality. A dagger in the head is at least twice as good as this album is.

Badly scripted, boring, and with a cult following that is as ridiculous and OTT as the film's premise. One of the first ever horror shockers, but it was never the best. Get over that fact and move on.

Almost unplayable. Everything else is great. Story? Great. Characters? Great. Sound and graphics? Superb. Gameplay? Absolutely hopeless. Guaranteed to make grown men cry and grown wives kill them.

A band that were so irrelevant and predictable that it became commonplace AND acceptable for overweight kids to mock them. Thank goodness My Chemical Romance's Black Parade material is sensational.

Take one influential Dutch masterpiece, add a sprinkling of inept scriptwriting, mix with bad editing, and half-bake for five years. The result is the single-worst atrocity ever commited to celluloid.

Four installments, and still no car damage for the Ultimate Driving Experience. 'You are not meant to crash' is no longer a valid excuse for this kind of laziness. On top of that, the game is boring.

Technically not terrible, but they are just about the most typical, run-of-the-mill 'emotive rock' band you could ever imagine. Incredibly overrated, unremarkable, and just plain bland. Seriously.

Anybody who tries to tell you that this is anything superior to unfunny is a moron. Fresh Prince is one of the worst American sitcoms - in fact, one of the worst programmes from any country - to date.

Metal Gear Solid. MGS 2. MGS 3. What, aside from the obvious, do they have in common? Answer: They're not badly conceived games centred around trading cards. See where I'm going with this, people?

Trivium are symptomatic of the steady and rapid decline of Metal music. This is an album that is so repetitive and insignificant in its lyrics and melodies that any one track is sufficient listening.

A film that spits in the face of its predecessor's brilliance by forcing upon us an even more ridiculous storyline, decreased acting quality, and an all around boring production. Utter, utter rubbish.

Yes, I know. This comes under almost everybody's Worst Game category. But I couldn't let it lie. This was an atrocious game. Parallel Lines is certainly an improvement, but so is just about anything.

Let's end on a high. Test Icicles are a great band, and this album is half and half. One half is absolute, unjustifiable rubbish. The other half is intriguing and original funk metal. Give them a go.