 | Essential by Karl Jenkins
Buy new: £6.98 / Used from: £3.48 Cod-classical, Cod-ethnic, Cod-s Wallop
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 | Do They Know It's Christmas? by Band Aid 20
Buy used from: £0.01 The good cause aside, the words breakfast and dog's spring to mind.
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 | Let It Be... Naked by The Beatles
Buy new: £10.78 / Used from: £5.92 Paul was wasting his time trying to breathe life into this runt of a Beatles album
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 | Michael Bublé by Michael Bublé
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £3.28 The boy can sing but most of this sounds like karaoke. Even most of the band was a computer program.
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 | Parachutes by Coldplay
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.50 A very apt name for this band. They're as warm and inviting as a halibut on a fishmonger's slab.
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 | Una Mattina by Ludovico Einaudi
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £6.41 Bland doodling on the piano
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 | Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.36 And they said Status Quo only knew three chords.
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 | Modern Arias by Tony Henry
Buy used from: £0.01 Your favourite pop and rock songs slaughtered on the altar of the Italian operatic aria. Murder weapon - vibrato.
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 | Imagine by John Lennon And The Plastic Ono Band
Buy new: £7.38 / Used from: £6.45 By turn spiteful and saccharine. As a melody Imagine has all the life of O Danny Boy
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 | Piano Player by Maksim
Buy new: £10.98 / Used from: £3.23 Classical melodies on the piano, scorched by techno beats
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 | Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Buy used from: £6.78 Cure for insomnia. Even the three-minute pop single version by Champs Boys was too long.
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 | The Very Best Of The Osmonds: Ultimate Collection by The Osmonds
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £2.48 Smart. Professional. Cute. Sh*te.
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 | The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
Buy new: £6.98 / Used from: £4.85 The sound of the cash register laughing all the way to the merchant bank.
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 | Surrender by Elvis Presley
Buy new: £4.89 / Used from: £0.99 Unseemly rush to squeeze as much money out of Elvis' output before the 50-year copyright expires.
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 | A Grand Don't Come for Free by The Streets
Buy new: £6.68 / Used from: £1.21 Your granny reading her diary out backed by Gilbert O'Sullivan on piano would be more interesting.
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 | Cornerstone by Styx
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £5.00 Styx were a half-decent American pomp-rock band until they lost the plot completely with sickly ballad Babe on this album.
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 | Wagner: Der Ring des Nibelungen
Buy new: £75.98 / Used from: £32.00 The classical work from hell.
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 | Unbreakable - the Greatest Hits Vol. 1 by Westlife
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.82 Osmonds tribute bland. A triumph of marketing over substance.
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 | Nevermind by Nirvana
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £2.50 Smells more like attention seeking to me
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