 | The Essential Adiemus by Adiemus
Buy new: £6.18 / Used from: £4.16 Cod-classical, Cod-ethnic, Cod-s Wallop
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 | Do They Know It's Christmas? by Band Aid 20
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £0.01 The good cause aside, the words breakfast and dog's spring to mind.
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 | Let It Be... Naked by The Beatles
Buy new: £10.98 / Used from: £4.25 Paul was wasting his time trying to breathe life into this runt of a Beatles album
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 | Michael Buble by Michael Buble
Buy new: £8.28 / Used from: £4.06 The boy can sing but most of this sounds like karaoke. Even most of the band was a computer program.
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 | Parachutes by Coldplay
Buy new: £7.48 / Used from: £1.79 A very apt name for this band. They're as warm and inviting as a halibut on a fishmonger's slab.
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 | Una Mattina by Ludovico Einaudi
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £30.95 Bland doodling on the piano
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 | Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Buy new: £5.98 / Used from: £0.43 And they said Status Quo only knew three chords.
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 | Modern Arias by Tony Henry
Buy new: £10.58 / Used from: £0.33 Your favourite pop and rock songs slaughtered on the altar of the Italian operatic aria. Murder weapon - vibrato.
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 | Imagine by John Lennon And The Plastic Ono Band
Buy new: £10.88 / Used from: £5.12 By turn spiteful and saccharine. As a melody Imagine has all the life of O Danny Boy
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 | Maksim - The Piano Player by Maksim
Buy new: £11.98 / Used from: £10.99 Classical melodies on the piano, scorched by techno beats
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 | Tubular Bells Vol.1: Remastered by Mike Oldfield
Buy used from: £4.44 Cure for insomnia. Even the three-minute pop single version by Champs Boys was too long.
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 | The Very Best Of The Osmonds: Ultimate Collection by The Osmonds
Buy new: £9.98 / Used from: £4.09 Smart. Professional. Cute. Sh*te.
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 | Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £6.43 The sound of the cash register laughing all the way to the merchant bank.
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 | Surrender by Elvis Presley
Buy used from: £15.60 Unseemly rush to squeeze as much money out of Elvis' output before the 50-year copyright expires.
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 | A Grand Don't Come for Free by Streets
Buy new: £9.98 / Used from: £1.44 Your granny reading her diary out backed by Gilbert O'Sullivan on piano would be more interesting.
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 | Cornerstone by Styx
Buy new: £7.78 / Used from: £5.32 Styx were a half-decent American pomp-rock band until they lost the plot completely with sickly ballad Babe on this album.
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 | Wagner: Der Ring des Nibelungen
Buy new: £43.98 / Used from: £30.89 The classical work from hell.
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 | Unbreakable: the Greatest Hits Vol.1 by Westlife
Buy new: £5.88 / Used from: £1.89 Osmonds tribute bland. A triumph of marketing over substance.
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 | Nevermind by Nirvana
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £3.00 Smells more like attention seeking to me
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