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J To Tha L-O!J To Tha L-O! by Jennifer Lopez
Buy new: £6.87 / Used from: £0.48
Ooh Jennifer, trying to be a bit risque with 'Explicit lyrics' are we?
Try ThisTry This by Pink
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £4.24
Painful to listen to
Concrete RoseConcrete Rose by Ashanti
Buy used from: £0.34
Songs that sound the same..
I Care 4 UI Care 4 U by Aaliyah
Buy used from: £2.86
'More Than A Woman' drives me insane
Ultimate KylieUltimate Kylie by Kylie Minogue
Buy new: £6.87 / Used from: £2.00
More hated by me than any other Australian 'singer'
Greatest Hits [Australian Import]Greatest Hits [Australian Import] by Jason Donovan
Buy used from: £14.99
Except possibly this one.
Left of the MiddleLeft of the Middle by Natalie Imbruglia
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £0.01
Or this one.
Go Your Own Way [Double CD]Go Your Own Way [Double CD] by Gareth Gates
Buy new: £6.98 / Used from: £0.01
This CD includes anti-copying technology. Why would you want to copy it. Come to that, why would you want to buy it in the first place?
MetamorphosisMetamorphosis by Hilary Duff
Buy used from: £2.74
Does anyone care who this person is? And has anyone heard any of her 'songs' played anywhere - ever?
UnwrittenUnwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.39
I hear the audience at her first concert were completely bored. No surprise. Wasn't even much of an improvement when her brother appeared on stage either. Oh well.
Second First ImpressionSecond First Impression by Daniel Bedingfield
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.01
Sorry? You should be, Daniel.
The Massacre: Special EditionThe Massacre: Special Edition by 50 Cent
Buy used from: £1.79
Why do so many people like this guy? He's just as talentless as the rest of the rapping deviants
What Will the Neighbours Say?What Will the Neighbours Say? by Girls Aloud
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £0.84
I can tell you exactly what they'll say. Turn that off, or I may have to kill you.
Greatest Hits: My PrerogativeGreatest Hits: My Prerogative by Britney Spears
Buy new: £5.48 / Used from: £4.56
I doubt the woman even knows what the title of her album means, she has that many brain cells
Ride ItRide It by Geri Halliwell
Buy used from: £0.01
I wish this woman would stop
Free MeFree Me by Emma Bunton
Buy used from: £10.95
However, this talentless friend of hers is worse. Of course we all know her audience should be girls aged 5-10 - but there are a few people out there who don't understand what actual music sounds like
Now That's What I Call Music! Vol 60Now That's What I Call Music! Vol 60 by Various Artists
Buy used from: £0.15
There is about one reasonable song on this album. The rest is torture.
Freak of NatureFreak of Nature by Anastacia
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.01
Freak? Yep. You said it dear, not I. I don't think the words 'branching out' will ever apply to this woman..
No AngelNo Angel by Dido
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.80
This woman yodels. She should go and live with Heidi.
The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest HitsThe R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits by R. Kelly
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £0.47
Some think that R. Kelly's great. I don't.
Fame Academy - The FinalistsFame Academy - The Finalists by Various Artists
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £0.01
Ah, if only it were the final curtain for this lot
Pop Idol - the Idols: Xmas FactorPop Idol - the Idols: Xmas Factor by Various Artists
Buy new: £4.37 / Used from: £0.01
Oh my good God. What is this?! And how can it be that so many people have ordered this tripe?
Greatest HitsGreatest Hits by Mariah Carey
Buy used from: £8.77
Mariah Carey and Westlife? The most awful combination you could possibly imagine
Damita Jo: Parental AdvisoryDamita Jo: Parental Advisory by Janet Jackson
Buy new: £7.79 / Used from: £0.62
Is she as weird as her brother? Not yet, but getting there. Just a bit more surgery, love.
Being SomebodyBeing Somebody by Liberty X
Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £0.01
The last in a list of tuneless 'wonders'