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Artists/Music. Think it's cool? It's really not.
Chronicles Of Life & Death [Life Version]Chronicles Of Life & Death [Life Version] by Good Charlotte
Buy used from: £0.64
Oh my God, where to start. Their first song came out, I thought, 'interesting'. Then I found out they had only that song... again... and again... Make it stop!
Sweat/Suit (Combo)Sweat/Suit (Combo) by Nelly
Buy new: £7.27 / Used from: £0.17
An amusing first album, but then committed the old mistake of becoming famous and producing shyte from thereon.
Dangerously in LoveDangerously in Love by Beyonce
Buy new: £5.18 / Used from: £0.79
Can you keep up, baby boy, looking at my tits? Baby boy, looking at my tits? What an independent woman she is.
EncoreEncore by Eminem
Buy new: £6.58 / Used from: £1.97
Like Nelly, became famous, then became crud.
F**k ItF**k It by Various Artists
Buy used from: £0.01
English. Rappers. English. Rappers. Error 017 - Does not compute.
Don't Tell Me [CD 2]Don't Tell Me [CD 2] by Avril Lavigne
Buy used from: £1.19
If you don't want someone to get the wrong idea, hotpants and long socks are a no-no. It's just life.
X&YX&Y by Coldplay
Buy new: £7.29 / Used from: £2.22
Makes me want to hurt people. 'Ooooh, the lyrics are so deep.' I agree. In a completely meaningless way, they are.
Hopes and FearsHopes and Fears by Keane
Buy used from: £1.13
How can the charts be so bad that people will buy this tat? If I wanted to listen to twentysomethings whinging on about how hard their lives are, I'd go to a wine bar.
Unchained MelodyUnchained Melody by Gareth Gates
Buy used from: £0.01
Unchained mediocrity.
Sleeping in the NothingSleeping in the Nothing by Kelly Osbourne
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £0.61
'My daddy is famous. Who needs talent?'
1 Thing1 Thing by Amerie
Buy used from: £1.98
Shrieky backing music-agogo. There's a fine line between catchy and annoying. Amerie has overstepped this line, all the way to Pluto.
RebirthRebirth by Jennifer Lopez
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £0.01
See above. Also, why the nickname? Day-glo ego J-Ho. Thankyou and goodnight.