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Some of the worst music ever
Greatest HitsGreatest Hits by Take That
Buy used from: £6.78
THE most overrated boy band ever. A greatest hits like this could only be a single!
One LoveOne Love by Blue
Buy new: £9.29 / Used from: £0.01
One love? That's right! My one love would be to see them run over by a train. Dreadful!
Feels So GoodFeels So Good by Atomic Kitten
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £0.01
Another load of over-rateds. Covers and crap songs. I must admit, their name is appropriate since I feel like I have radiation poisoning after listening to them.
Unbreakable: the Greatest Hits Vol.1Unbreakable: the Greatest Hits Vol.1 by Westlife
Buy new: £5.88 / Used from: £1.49
How on earth can you have a greatest hits of other people's songs? Karaoke at its worst (if that's possible!)
Dangerously in LoveDangerously in Love by Beyonce
Buy new: £5.18 / Used from: £0.40
Ridiculously little talent with a stupid made up name. Utter tosh!
Greatest Hits [2CD]Greatest Hits [2CD] by Mariah Carey
Buy new: £5.48 / Used from: £5.40
Flipper singing to the same song 28 times. Whenever this album is played, the dogs in the street bark to the high pitched squeals. Save your ears!
SundownSundown by S Club 8
Buy new: £3.97 / Used from: £0.06
They've lost a few members, added a few and now the total talent adds to 3%
TogetherTogether by S Club Juniors
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Never give under 10s a recording contract unless they're actually talented!
Standing TallStanding Tall by Kym Marsh
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A talentless, bloated ego. Got her hubby to leave his job because he was upstaging her. Sounds like nails scratching on a blackboard.
Nu Flow: RepackagedNu Flow: Repackaged by Big Brovaz
Buy new: £5.87 / Used from: £0.01
Wayhey! Music for the minorities. I don't mean black people, I mean people who can't spell!
Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics]Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics] by Black Eyed Peas
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.19
These produce more crap than an elephant and that takes some doing!
...By Request...By Request by Boyzone
Buy new: £5.08 / Used from: £0.49
Awww... by request. Mine is for them to f**k off and die. Will they do it please?
The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest HitsThe R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits by R. Kelly
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £0.47
Too stupid to remember his first name. How can he have a volume one of greatest hits? He's only had one and it was weak at best.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent
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50c works out around 30p. Its cheaper than buying a proper coaster to put your coffee on.
Go Your Own Way [Double CD]Go Your Own Way [Double CD] by Gareth Gates
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Laughed out loud when I read there was anti-piracy measures on the CD. Who would want to copy this crap?
ThreeThree by Sugababes
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Well, the album is named after their combined IQ. Either that or the number of original songs on their album.
JustifiedJustified by Justin Timberlake
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This guy makes Rene and Renata sound good.
Gold: Greatest HitsGold: Greatest Hits by Steps
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Yet another greatest hits of other peoples songs. Just buy the originals.
Greatest Hits: Chapter 1Greatest Hits: Chapter 1 by Backstreet Boys
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Is this bands name describing their sexual preferences? Maybe it explains the terrible vocals a bit better.
No Strings AttachedNo Strings Attached by 'N Sync
Buy new: £9.98 / Used from: £0.76
More like N-Sick. If I had some strings I'd use them around their necks. The silence afterwards would be a godsend!
Age Ain't Nothing But a NumberAge Ain't Nothing But a Number by Aaliyah
Buy new: £7.89 / Used from: £3.77
I don't generally disrespect the dead but she didn't get anywhere when she was alive. Why now? (And why the insistence of explaining how her name was pronounced? Very tragic)
Fame Academy - The FinalistsFame Academy - The Finalists by Various Artists
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Great songs ruined by 'their takes on them'. Get the originals.
StrippedStripped by Christina Aguilera
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Oh dear. Spanish sounding name, rubbish sounding music.
BustedBusted by Busted
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Giving these idiots a music contract is criminal enough.
Boy in Da CornerBoy in Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
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How did this talentless wonder ever get the Mercury music farce... er... prize?