 | Justified by Justin Timberlake
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.50 Could this be the most girlish male voice in pop?
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 | Unbreakable: the Greatest Hits Vol.1 by Westlife
Buy new: £5.88 / Used from: £1.49 Greatest Hits?? When did that happen? Last I heard, the Beatles were great. Please dont compare yourselves to them
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 | Guilty by Blue
Buy new: £11.98 / Used from: £0.01 'Guilty' of calling this music? Contact The Samaritans. Please.
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![Go Your Own Way [Double CD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Bzzlwl4BL._SL75_.jpg) | Go Your Own Way [Double CD] by Gareth Gates
Buy new: £6.98 / Used from: £0.01 How can this guy have a DOUBLE CD?? I have nothing against him personally. I'm sure he'd make a very superior dishcloth. Floppy and wet.
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 | Popstars, Vol. 2 by Various Artists
Buy used from: £2.52 What utter tripe. Big Brother for the ears.
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![Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ojar9c7RL._SL75_.jpg) | Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics] by Black Eyed Peas
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.19 Pseudo ghetto hip-hop. Do they practise what they preach? I doubt it.
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 | From Now on by Will Young
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.69 Isn't this Gareth Gates in a different jacket?
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 | These Are Special Times by Celine Dion
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £2.39 Please God No.
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 | ...By Request by Boyzone
Buy new: £5.08 / Used from: £0.48 Someone shoot me. Better still, shoot them.
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 | Come On Over by Shania Twain
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £0.79 **shudder**
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 | Pop Idol - the Idols: Xmas Factor by Various Artists
Buy new: £4.37 / Used from: £0.01 The very worst that TV has to offer. In music format. Pop idol. pop schmidol. I cant bear manufactured pop. The best thing you can say about this is that 'Popstars' is probably worse.
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 | The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits by R. Kelly
Buy new: £7.98 / Used from: £0.47 This w*nker's just been around too long. So you believe you can fly? Can we test that? I'll meet you at Beachy Head.
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 | In The Zone by Britney Spears
Buy new: £6.37 / Used from: £0.75 She should have stopped after 'Baby One More Time'. You gotta feel sorry for her really. Or, you could hit her, Baby. One more time.
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 | Greatest Hits by Mariah Carey
Buy used from: £8.66 Another dissapointment. What exactly has she got to offer the world that we cant get from dog whistles?
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 | I'm No Hero: Remastered by Cliff Richard
Buy new: £6.08 / Used from: £3.75 No sh*t, Sherlock. I will never forgive you for playing Heathcliff in 'Wuthering Heights'. oh OK... I admit you cant diss Cliff. But you can diss his music
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 | Sound Of The Underground by Girls Aloud
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £1.97 The only Underground I want to hear is them, banging on the gate bars of a locked tube station for the night.
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 | Ultimate Collection by Chris De Burgh
Buy new: £27.89 / Used from: £40.94 Chris De Burgh. Why?
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 | Ladies Night by Atomic Kitten
Buy new: £12.69 / Used from: £0.01 Every day that my boyfriend goes 2 college he hears Atomic Kitten 'The Tide Is High'; it is our railway station's music of choice. Given the state of the UK's rail network-I rest my case.
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 | The Singles 1992 - 2003 by No Doubt
Buy new: £6.37 / Used from: £1.49 I remember thinking when 'Dont Speak' came out that I'd never heard such a crap voice. I was wrong (see below)
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 | True to Us by Vanilla
Buy used from: £0.94 It's not an album yet. Lets keep it that way.
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 | Celebrity: Special Edition by 'N Sync
Buy new: £10.98 / Used from: £0.39 Never has Andy Warhol's famous saying seemed more true. Just a pity it lasted slightly longer than 15 minutes.
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 | Everybody by Hear'Say
Buy new: £7.89 / Used from: £0.01 More manufactured pop. I dont think there's anything more disturbing in music than Svengali-types appealing to 9 year olds for their pocket money.
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 | Together by S Club Juniors
Buy new: £3.97 / Used from: £0.01 Jesus H Christ. If any one remembers the scariness that was The Mini Pops, I know you'll be dismayed to hear these children exist. And they're after your money.
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 | Scream If You Wanna Go Faster by Geri Halliwell
Buy new: £6.38 / Used from: £0.01 Come on now, Geri. You cant sing, and you cant emulate the cool that was the Weather Girls. But you can salvage your reputation by working for UNICEF and doing some good in the world for a change.
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 | Laundry Service by Shakira
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.95 If, like me, you were horrified by this gyrating, leopardskin-clad beast, it IS acceptable to condone big game hunting. Wouldn't want to service HER laundry, thanks very much.
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